To follow up on http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80215
OK class, here is a list of the sexual positions we discussed in class last week:
Missonary - tried but true
Doggie style
Hot Karl
Filthy Sanchez
Pile Driver
Rap Around ____ ?
Reverse cowgirl
Hot Lunch
Glass bottom boat
Fish Eye
Chile Dog
Mr. Garrison
(please make corrections or additions)
We’ve not discussed the Angry Dragon?
The Ambassador?
Stuffin’ the Cat?
Clearly, there is work to be done.
I always considered myself a bit of a “man about town”, an “in the know” kind of guy, somebody who “got things done” if it was 3am and you were calling from the county lock-up.
But other than the top two, I have no freaking clue what any of those other things are. Please, tell me that Trey and Matt just made those names up, so I can go on believing that I’m a hip guy!
I’m with Kamandi. Besides the first two I know the Pile Driver and Reverse Cowgirl (a personal favorite) but beyond that I’m lost too. My head is still trying to fit some of those into the Kama Sutra. The ‘Filthy Sanchez’ particularly has my mind wandering in all sorts of interesting directions.
“Rap Around ____ ?” – I think this was the “Wrap Around Ass Grab” but I could be mistaken.
I also might add Bucking Bronco but its more of a joke (and a rude joke at that) than a viable position.
The Repeated Thread Link … ooh, that one’s filthy!
Yeah, the wrap-around butt grab, sure, can’t forget that.
Uh-huh, the reverse cowgirl, good Kevin.
The hot lunch, yeah, she likes that.
Donkey punch, unh-huh.
Glass-bottom boat, good one, yes.
Fish-eye, good Jimmy.
Chili-dog.
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The original ones, in the class were:
The missionary position. The missionary position. Good, a little boring but tried and true. What else? Doggie? That’s right, doggie style, we went over, mm-hmm. Pile driver? Unh-huh, pile driver we went over. Good Quade. The Flithy Sanchez. Yes, good Flora, you remembered the Flithy Sanchez. The Hot Carl. Yes, you can give you partner the old Hot Carl, sure.[/sub]
Yes, I’ve got it on tape. I gotta say my favorite part is when Butters does the “Just walk away” part.
The official definition: Depending on your country of origin, find a ‘chick’ that doesn’t speak a word of your language. Get her on all fours, do her doggy style and right in the middle of your passion, whisper to her IN YOUR LANGUAGE “you have the stinkiest pussy I’ve ever been in”, as romantically as you can.
This is really my favorite.
jarbaby
Hmmm. I know a chick with such a thick Southern drawl that I can’t understand half of what she says. Would that count as an Ambassador?
[sup]now that I think about it, I do detect a hint of funk when she walks past me[/sup]