Steve Elliott . . . Mmmmm . . .
Of course, if you grew up where I did, you got the Morning Fish Auction Reports instead, with headlines like “Cod were rising this morning…”
I can only imagine the carnage when the cod and the soybeans finally manage to ally and destroy us all in a classic two-pronged pincer movement from land and sea.
Not to mention when the Lobsters rise, and attempt to destroy us with their classic two-pincer… uh, pincers. Luckily, I’ll be there to defeat them, for it is my destiney, not theors to rule all the Earth with an iron fist. I Shall strike them down, as I do all my opponents, then stand tall, and alone upon a battle feild littered with the tastiest opponents I’ve yet faced (even tastier than kings of the southern lands)!
Another drunken post from:
Just as long as the calamari stays ‘quiet’.
The toughest job on the trading floor of the commodities exchange has to be the trader in not wheat, corn or oats but hay.
“Hay! Hay! Hay”
“‘Hey’ what? What the fuck does that guy want?”
According to today’s AP headline, Soybeans Fall!
Now, start the reparations talks and the peace treaties . . .
“Hey, hey, veg buffet-- how many curds did you eat today?”
Curse them!
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight the Soybeans—we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our country, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this country or a large part of it were subjugated by Soybeans, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the American Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation from our Soybean overlords!
Soybeans are just a front.
The true evil is what’s behind them: Archer Daniels Midland!