Hey, thanks for the tip. :eek:
You just want the tip?
Have you ever seen what horses screw each other with?
But… what if I don’t want to screw a horse? What if I prefer a nice human woman?
I’d say they’ve lost a good part of their potential market right there.
Somehow the terms “Viagra” and “Soft Tabs” don’t seem to belong together.
You’d prefer maybe a lozenge?
or a suppository?
Yeah. Hard candy seems more appropriate.
Or an all-day sucker.
You sad, depraved person. shakes head, clucks tongue
With our Viagra Soft Tabs you can screw a horse
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Doesn’t the horse have a say in this?
No one can screw with a horse of course
Unless they use some force of course
Unless of course the intercourse
is with the famous Mr. Head.
"Hey Willllllbur! Whatcha chewin’ there? Hey, what are you going back there for? Hey? Hey! No, Willlllllbur! NO! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
If you experience an erection for more than four hours, or are screwing a horse, it is important to seek immediate medical help.
For the horse, that is.
I don’t need viagra to screw horses.
The website selling the pills has a .hk suffix so either Hong Kong folks are real freaks, or they think Americans are.