If you need a classy alias for selling cut price penis implants, look no further. I rejoice in the name of Dilogarithm O. Freeze.
Exclamatory A. Cranberry
interesting, I am a fan of the cran… 
Sentiment Z. Roadside.
So… Click here to win a 1920’s style death ray?
Bwahaha!
I am Mobster I. Patriarchal.
I am the godfather of spam.
Emily V. Cutlass
oddly, my sister’s name is Emily
My Doper name becomes Beaumont C. Calcareous, which has rather a nice ring to it.
I’m Swish V. Moment. Look for my V!@.g.r.a pitches soon!
Fennel Q. Romano (I guess I’m Raymond’s sleazier brother, the one they don’t like to talk about)
Dinnertime W. Functionary
Mmmm, functionary.
Rawlinson W. Phosphorylate.
Well, that’s just peculiar.
Cadmium B. Cultural
indeed
Dietrich G. Missionary
I think we know what I’ll be selling… 
Czarcasm comes out as Cranky F. Purpose-absolute proof that they are using a random name generator, right?
I said right?
I end up as Conestoga E. Stamina, which, coincidentally, is the name under which I make porno films.
mm
Topologize A. Seahorse.
Uhhh…
Will the stuff I’m pushing help me do that?
Hutchins J. Dennis ?
Man, am I ever going to get beat up on the playground for that one.
Respiratory Q. Perth
Huh?
Doper name I like better, comes back:
Flippant Y. Hastings
rayh gives
Upraise W. Connors seems apt somehow for viagra
ray gives
Calcite Y. Lumber for back problems
raymond gives
Figurate K. Rondo
I’m Spanner C. Capsize! [COLOR=Red]Fear my wrath[/COLOR].
Oh, and by my stuff… not necessarily in that order.
Let me try that again and spell it correctly this time.
I am Spanner C. Capsize. Fear my wrath!!
Oh, yeah. And buy my stuff…not necessarily in that order.