Speak to me in "Drew's Line" quotes

Speak to me only in lines from the Drew Carey version of Whose Line is it Anyway?.

Welcome to ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’, the show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are just like underwear to Sharon Stone.

Cleveland Rocks(?)

Nobody moves, or the lizard gets it!

Why, it’s just as dry and barren as I am!

Ryan Stiles’s incomparable rendition of Carol Channing on the surface of the Moon.

“This one’s wet!”

Brad: “Nothing better than a 200 lb snatch.” (last word bleeped)
Ryan: “That’s never gonna make it to air, if you know what I mean.”

Brad pantomines the weighlifting maneuver.

Sleep!

The Scene From a Hat of: Movie Lines as delivered by Carol Channing was classic! Especially CC as Dirty Harry.

Hello,I’m Craig T Nelson.

I’m just so happy.

And I didn’t feel any remorse!