Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes!

Oh, father!

Being disintegrated makes me very angry!

Eh, pardon me, sir, but could you direct me to the shortest route to the Coachella Valley and the big carrot festival therein?

I do this kind of stuff to him all through the picture.

-“BB”-

Eh, pardon me, but could help out a fellow American who is down on his luck?

(flips coin) Hit the road!

Actually it’s a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I ain’t telling him that!

It’s only a buck-fifty!

[the transcript sites insist Daffy is saying “There’s only enough for me!” but to me it is a bit funnier my way]

You may call me Streetcar because of my desire for you.

Ah, redcap. Call me a cab, boy, and be quick about it! I’m a heavy tipper.

Tick-tock-tick-tock-eh, it’s eleven-tick-tock-tick…

Mabel! Have you been drinking?

I caught a train! I caught a train!

I’m waiting for a streetcar!

But, in a spot like this, a boat will do!

Un skunk de pew!

You know, my delicate inner sense of danger warns me that there’s something faintly unhealthy in the atmosphere of this cottage.

I get to lick the pot!

Hello, my honey, hello, my baby, hello, my ragtime gal…! :notes:

Everybody do the Michigan rag

That dame’s takin’ everything but the kitchen sink!