Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes!

So long, screwy! See ya in Saint Looey!

-“BB”-

Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

The bad man bit my widdle nose!

Never mind joining me, I’ll join you. Shake hands with Friar Duck.

It just goes to show ya that a one-eyed jack rabbit can beat a king.

I guess I’ll just have to open up with a pair of Jacks.

Well I speak LOUDLY! And I carry a BIGGER stick! And I use it too.

Ho ho. Very funny. Ha ha. It is to laugh.

You have desecrated the Spirit of the Lamp! Prepare to face the consequences!

See yon rich, unwary traveler? I’ll rob him of his gold, and give it to some poor, unworthy slob. That’ll prove that I’m Robin Hood. Hm? Prithee? Hm?

Sir Osis of Liver

Dark Horse?! Mare!?

When the nasty old Bogeyman fills me with fears
And my little old pinafore is all wet with tears And my cute little pug nose is all red from crying Who is it that saves me and keeps me from dying?
My Pa!
When my little pink cheeks are pale with fright Who is it that lifts me and holds me tight
And says, “There, there, little man. Everything is all right”?
My Pa!

Oh father, the shame of it all…

suffering succotash

Oooooooooooh, I hate that rabbit!

Here’s your salt bunny I hope you like it.

Prithee, O travelling clown, couldst thou directest me to Robin Hood’s hideout? I wouldst fain join me up with his band of jolly outlaws.

Coyote holds up sign “you’re defying the law of gravity.”
Road runner holds up sign “I never studied law.”

Coyote Disposal