I didn’t do it!
“Go to your room!”
“I’m already in my room!”
I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I’m used to it. Guys I want a castle.
In our castle I would float with the dolphins in the moat.
Deep down, I think you’ll realize that you’re forcing an entire village out of their homes just for you.
Little town, it’s a quiet village,
Every day, like the one before.
This is the old house! The one the tornado blew away. This is how I got into Oz the first time. That used to be my bedroom, and in there was the kitchen… And that’s where I landed on the Wicked Witch of the East. But where all the munchkins?
That storm was bad, I know, but we’ve still got each other. We’ll fix up our town and make it better!
Well, I-I think we’ve seen how effective my decisions have been. Let’s re-cap. I lead a band of plundering vandals to the greatest archaeological find in recorded history, thus enabling the kidnap and/or murder of the royal family, not to mention personally delivering the most powerful force known to man into the hands of a mercenary nutcase who’s probably gonna sell it to the Kaiser! Have I left anything out?
There is not a treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
Yes, this IS a treasure map!
When life gives you lemons, extract the juice and use it to draw a treasure map in invisible ink. This really works! Seriously!
No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn’t point north, [looks at Jack’s sword] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
I am not a loser!
I’m… a llama? Yay, I’m a llama! Oh. Wait.
How do I look?
Hey, man, you’re ugly! And you’re uglier than him! And you’re Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you’re Revenge of the Ugly!
Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.
Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life’s problems.
“Zuri, may I have a tissue?”
“Sure.”