Speak to me only in Disney quotes

I’m dealing with one neurosis at a time.

Look at all the thousands of letters from frustrated parents complaining that their brats… er, children… are noisy, destructive, disobedient, and uncontrollable. In other words, perfectly normal.

This is why I was practicing screaming.

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

What does he know? He’s just a dog.

[Whistles] Here, Pluto!

Hey, where’d Doggie go?

Squirrel!

Be a squirrel (Come along, be a rodent trainee),
Be a squirrel (And you will finally be free)
Be a squirrel! (Be at the top of your family tree),
Be a squirrel! (Be a squirrel It’s your destiny!)!

We’re an unstoppable team!

I’m Chip, I’m Dale
We’re just a couple of crazy rascals out to have some fun
When Chip and Dale start cooking up some trouble,
You can bet it gets well done!

There will be music and marching and all kinds of fun.

We’re going where the party never ends!

Mickey Mouse Club, Mickey Mouse Club!

We’re gonna tear up the road! We’re gonna have a great ride with Mickey and the Roadster Racers!

Hey, Candace! Welcome to the No Stop Truck Stop. It’s like a little bit of home, on the road!

The world is dark, and selfish, and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!

I’m cold and terrified. Sure feels like an adventure to me.

How do you get to Wonderland?

Climb on our aerial area rug.