Speak to me only in Disney quotes

I miss my old car. You know, the vroom-vroom and the clang-clang and the… bang-bang.

You’re gonna love what this car can do.

It’s uncategorical, a fuel-burning oracle, a phantasmagorical machine!

Prof.Pepperwinkle wrote

It’s uncategorical, a fuel-burning oracle, a phantasmagorical machine!

Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang was produced by ‘Cubby’ Broccoli (of “James Bond” movie fame) and released through United Artists, not Disney – although since, like Mary Poppins, it starred Dick Van Dyke and featured songs by Robert and Richard Sherman the confusion is understandable.

-“BB”-

Ah, you are right. I substitute:

The Gnome-Mobile, The Gnome-Mobile,
Hunting for Gnomes in the Gnome-Mobile,
Sooner or later we feel
that we’ll find where they are in the
Gnome-Mobile. In the Gnome-Mobile,

We gotta drive, drive, drive!

Welcome back, racing fans, to the Montevillebad Grand Prix.

Without a real car, I’m only half a man.

I’m part robot. I knew it!

I hope you’re not gonna to take your skin off! 'Cause I really like skin on a woman!

They say beauty’s just skin deep.

Lips red as the rose, hair black as ebony, skin white as snow.

Why does her hair glow?

It’s supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

This caviar’s superb. Absolument parfait!

n the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous motto: Anyone can cook. But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.

You’re gonna rattle the stars, you are.

Smart as paint you are, lad!

And these weirdo paintings of nothing should be replaced with paintings of actual things, like…dogs wearin’ swimsuits. Everyone likes dogs!

Whoa! Chill out, man. I don’t eat cats. It’s too much fur.