“Jimmy, how fast were you throwing fifteen years ago?”
“Slow enough to where scouts stopped using the word “fast”.”
How To Play Baseball
Now the baseball is on the other foot!
Little wooden feet and that’s not all,
Little wooden seat in case you fall.
Maybe I should have tried on the slipper first!
The road to genius is paved with fumble-footing and bumbling. Anyone who falls flat on his face is at least moving in the right direction: forward. And the fellow who makes the most mistakes may be the one who will save the neck of the whole world some day.
“What have I got to offer her?” “Well, for one thing, you can’t cook!”
Uh, can you make dapple lumplings? Er, lumple dapplings?
Hello again Magic Mirror, remember me? I uh, used to be the king before you turned me into a baker, the people in the village need me and I need them.
Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space, through wind and darkness I summon thee. Speak! Let me see thy face.
Do animals talk to you?
And what are you, a sheep?
Okay, something’s going on with Lambie and I’m going to get to the bottom of it. Uh… with everyone’s help, please.
“We’ll squeak up—ahem, sneak up. C’mon hen—er, men.”
Keep talking, Mousey.
“If you’ve given up why don’t we set it off now and be done with it?”
“He he, set it off now. Set it…off…now? He he, ha ha, yes, we-we’ll set the trap off now!”
Could he but see within the package… he would find an ingenious little device. Set, so that when the clock is like this… Peter Pan will be blasted out of Never Land forever.
Why, if Big Ben doesn’t strike four o’clock, there will be no tea time for anyone!
At the last stroke of midnight, the spell will be broken.
Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!