I will find the staff of magic only ancient wizards knew.
That is what I call a “wizard blizzard”.
And cause a blizzard in the whole universe? We’ll be responsible for the next Ice Age.
Do you want to build a snowman?
Oh, I like the penguins!
Cap’n…no splash!
I’ll go get my snorkel!
Here on the ocean floor is the only independence. Here I am free!
And at last, I see the light!
It’s a Promethean candle, guaranteed never to go out! Did you expect me to buy a new candle for every birthday? Do you have any idea what that would cost, at my age?
So Mother, earlier I was saying tomorrow is a really big day, and you didn’t really respond, so I’m just gonna tell you: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! Tada!
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! KnoWhutImean?
My partner, Jacob Marley, dead seven years today. Oh, he was a good’n. He robbed from the widows and swindled the poor. In his will, he left me enough money to pay for his tombstone, and I had him burried at sea!
“First thing we’re going to do is open a bank account.”
“Now, is that different from opening a safe?”
If you invest your tuppence wisely in the bank, safe and sound, soon that tuppence, safely invested in the bank, will compound! And you’ll achieve that sense of conquest, as your affluence expands! In the hands of the directors, who invest as propriety demands!
And everyone in this town looks to us to set a good example. In how we conduct ourselves, in our duties and manners, in what we think and even what we say.
A sea monster ate my ice cream!
The fluke is the duke of soul.
Hey, boys, I found some junk for you. A football phone, a singing fish trophy, and a toaster with a four-year-old bagel stuck in it.