Speak to me only in Disney quotes

We’ve got reservations in the most exclusive restaurant in town.

Now, here you are-a, the best-a spaghetti in-a town.

“What is that?!”
“Who puts broccoli on pizza?!”
“Congratulations, San Francisco! You’ve ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you!”

That’s wrong in so many ways, I don’t even know where to start.

Glad to oblige!

You ain’t never had a friend like me!

We spent the day hunting for a legendary dinosaur, but we realized the only dinosaur we wanted to hang around with is you.

This is Yzma, the emperor’s advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.

What if they have claws and big teeth?

Then out of nowhere, biggest bear you’ve ever seen! Its hide littered with the weapons of fallen warriors. Its face scared with one dead eye. I drew my sword and…

“How many men does it take to deliver a message?”
[grins; readies arrow] “One.”

One song, I have but one song,
One song, only for you

You wasted all my time
Learning how to rhyme.

Ho hum, the tune is dumb
The words don’t mean a thing
Isn’t this a silly song
For anyone to sing

Sing wistfully in windowsills.

I don’t dance. And I definitely don’t sing.

So you’re saying that you don’t have rhythm
But listen at what you’re doing right there
With that stamp and a book you’ve got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you’ve got rhythm to spare

Want to know a secret? Promise not to tell?
We are standing by a wishing well.
Make a wish into the well, that’s all you have to do.
And if you hear it echoing, your wish will soon come true.

When you wish upon a star
Makes no diff’rence who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you

Please stand clear of the doors.
Por favor, manténgase alejado de las puertas.