FTR, I never got a $10 tip in all of the time I delivered. But…we did have a couple of addresses that always tipped $5-7 or so and at least one of them always requested two containers of jalapenos to go with the pizza. Generally, the delivery drivers would have a few containers in the car if someone asked for them but would rarely replenish them throughout the night. Therefore, if you hadn’t specified on the telephone that you wanted any of the extras (peppers, cheese, etc.) you would probably not get any. However, when this particular address came up, we always made sure that we had enough.
Anyways, here is a funny delivery driver story.
When I was delivering pizza, I was in my mid-20’s while the rest of the guys were 17-18. We had this new guy named Joe who had been working for us for a couple of days. On the first weekend that Joe is working, I get the call from the front that there is a delivery ready. I notice that the next delivery is only a couple of blocks away so I take both. At the second delivery, the door is answered by a very beautiful and very young (maybe 16 or so), partially dressed girl. Her shirt is completely unbuttoned and hanging open, her shorts are unbuttoned and unzipped and folded down across her hips. While the thought of “this only happens in movies and I’m not the pool boy and I’m not a plumber so it must be a dream” ran through my head, she cried “SH*T” and ran back inside, came back shortly (dressed), and paid for the pizza without looking at me.
Well, this was a good enough tale to tell the guys back at the restaurant. So I walk in and exclaim:
Me: “You guys will never guess what just happened to me!”
Guys: “What?”
Me: “A gorgeous half-naked chick just answered the door on my last delivery!”
Joe (the new guy): “Dude, that was my girlfriend.”
Me: “Ha ha.”
Joe: “No. Really. That was my girlfriend. I was supposed to take that delivery.”
::pause::
Me: “Well, tell her that she’s got great t*ts.”
Joe briefly enertained the thought of defending his girlfriend’s honor but eventually thought better of it.
He quit a couple of days later.