Well no big deal, amirite?
Russia tried to influence our election to elect Trump. If they were unsuccessful, and had no actual influence on the result, that’s a big hairy ass deal. Because they tried. If they did succeed, that’s fucking thermonuclear. That’s a spoonful of plutonium on your granola. Really, very bad. And we don’t even know.
Trump had ongoing business interests in Russia. But said he didn’t. He lied.
Trump told Don McGahn to fire Mueller. Mr McGahn has no authority to do any such thing. He doesn’t have authority to fire the janitor. The caterer. Trump’s hairstylist has a security clearance, prolly not him either.
Trump told McGahn to falsify an official record. In any other litany of bad acts, that would be yuge. In this bunch, its a pygmy. Puny, itsy bitsy. Mere perjury.
Both Trump and Barr characterized the Mueller report as largely an exoneration. They lied. Amazingly, they lied while knowing full well there was a good chance they would be exposed. Its Baghdad Bob level.
Trump deliberately played cutesie games with any possible testimony, refusing any direct examination, and settling, finally, on written questions. And then, according to Mr Mueller, lied. Pretty sure that isn’t actually legal. TG, IANAL.
Mike Flynn was working on behalf of at least one foreign government, as he was nominated for and confirmed to be national security adviser. Obama warned him, Sally Yates warned him. He asked Comey to go easy, because Flynn was such a great guy. And then fired Comey when he refused!
Manafort, his campaign manager, is a slimy, traitorous greed-freak. A two dollar Shanghai waterfront hooker is less of a whore. Hey, maybe Dipshit Donny didn’t know! I can believe that, he is that stupid. Sure. A pass, due to cognitive shit-for-brains. Dumb as a bag of wet mice.
Shit, if Obama had done any one of these things, the Republican Senate would vote to put him in front of the Washington Monument before a firing squad that afternoon! And I’m leaving a whole* bunch* of shit out!
But hey! Let’s just move on. I mean, really, what’s the big deal, here?