Whoops!
I knew I saw that somewhere before. . . :o
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[nitpick] I’m about as female as they come, Sparky! 
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Whoops. Must have been that loose top. . . 
What with all the guys wearing skirts around here now I can’t tell for nothin’ anymore.
Sorry!
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Two from the same show:
“Your last name is Garelli?”
“Have you ever been bitchslapped?”
My initial guess was South Park. If I had a dime for everytime Dumbass was said in either show I think I’d be a millionaire.
Here are 3 obscure ones, 3 easy ones
[ul][li]Q: How do you like your coffee? A: Black, with cream and sugar[/li][li]We’re gonna have a really big show…wow…woow…wooow…woooow (not Ed Sullivan)[/li][li](In a deep baritone) Menwear [/li][li]Grrrrr…Sit down & shut up dog breath[/li][li](I can’t believe no one posted…)Who loves ya, baby?[/li][li]No whammies, no whammies…STOP![/li][/ul]
Grrrrr…Sit down & shut up dog breath
Hill Street Blues
(I can’t believe no one posted…)Who loves ya, baby?
Kojak
Q: How do you like your coffee? A: Black, with cream and sugar
Police Squad! ?
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by JohnBckWLD *
[ul]
[li](In a deep baritone) Menwear [/li][/QUOTE]
“Are You Being Served?”
“Press Your Luck”
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“Who do ya think’s in the burgers?”
It was actually Mary Hartman’s response everytime someone asked her if she wanted a cup
Trans-mute!
(too easy!) South Park
Here’s a good one:
“Now CUT That out!”
Jack Benny!
OK, here’s one…
“But I’m feeling much better now!”
John Astin, as Judge Stone’s father on “Night Court.”
OK, here’s a fresh one:
“. . .After the tone, leave your name and message and I’ll get back to you.”
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AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!
Not only did I pick one that’s been used already, but I did it a SECOND time, and I did it from the same post! :o
::bangs head on wall::
Sorry, dougie_monty.
OK, OK. . .Gawd knows I’ve spent enough time in front of the idiot box to be able to come up with something. . .
All right, how about this:
“You’ve all done very welllllll. . .”
And I notice that nobody has taken a crack at:
“Five thousand, six hundred and four irradiated haggises. . .”
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ah, Alanis Morrisette’s old program–You Can’t Do That on Television.
How 'bout: [ul][li]“Which one of your relatives do you want to talk about tonight?”[/li][li]“If you boys don’t pay the rent, you’re out!”[/li][li]“Oh the pain, the pain!”[/li][li]“Incoming wounded”[/li][li]“That’s why you never see a horse with a wedding ring!”[/li][li]“Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?”[/li][li]"You rang?[/li][li]“Be seeing you”[/li][/ul]
MASH
The Addams Family
The Prisoner
YES! and YES!
Yes, this is correct too…but it’s not actually the show I was thinking of.
Here’s some other quotes from that show to narrow things down:
"WORK!" ** and ** "I gotta kill that boy, I just gotta…"
Ah - the that would be The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
The first quotations are by Maynard G. Krebbs and the last one is by Herbert T. Gillis