Specialized Valentine's Day presents

Shouldn’t Valentine’s Day presents be tailored for different people or circumstances? For example, our local paper, theDoor County Advocate, has a picture and a story about birds falling in love. Apparently “Many…select mates…when the female accepts a gift of food from the male, which…can be anything from berries to…dead mice…”

To illustrate the article is a bird looking lovestruck and pensive, and the headline says:

Should I send her flowers or just regurgitate something?

:smiley:

So what do you do for your mate or SO?

I have never regurgitated any Hallmark crap in my married life. My wife always gets the most original gift… [sup]she’s not reading this is she…[/sup]

My wife is a chocoholic so last year I got her a choco-gram - a local company will carve anything you wish in a bar of chocolate. So I got our wedding vows carved in… it was wonderful, and tastey!

They must have been either short vows or on a large bar.