Speculating on Female Escorts

No . . . I Googled that title, but the one I remember had a man running the agency. And I think it was set in NYC or some Eastern city, not Vegas.

My girlfriend has an acquaintance (friend of a friend) who probably fits the bill.

She’s a very attractive young lady who has worked at times as a stripper. I think that through the stripper gig she was able to acquire some “regulars” who in turn became “sugar daddies”. She pays no rent, has very nice clothes and cars and shoes and whatnot all the time, a bit of toot for the ol’ nasal cavity, and access to things that most “unemployed” “single” women do not, i.e. condos in Vegas for a week at a shot. And she’s always looking for the next score. I find her amusing and fascinating at the same time even though there’s a bit of sadness there too. Spending an evening with her (socially! I couldn’t afford her if I tried) at a bar is amazing watching her size up everyone who walked in the door. She could eyeball a dude like a stick up guy could eyeball a liquor store and tell you the little things that let a pro know if you’re money or if you’re pretending to have money. Really just interesting as all hell.

The last time I saw her we got very intoxicated at the horse track and I went home feeling appropriately Chinowski-ish.

At my gym, a young woman on the machine next to me picke dup her phone and started talking to a potential client right out in the open. Prices, limits, how many girls etc. I remember thinking I must be mistaken because she was being so frank I figured if any cop was on the other end it would be super-easy to bust her business (she sounded more like she ran the business). But as she got more an more explicit with her price list etc. it was more and more obvious that she was definitely running an escort service of the purely sexual kind.

She herself was non-descript and rather bookish. Buddy Holly glasses, slightly overweight, and mostly looked like the kind of goth-ish girl who would work at a vintage clothing store. (I got the impression from the way she talked that she was in her early 30s.)

I also know a girl who is an aspiring actress and most definitely NOT a prostitute. Her agent sometimes gets calls from high end corporate clients to provide a couple of models to attend functions with visiting corporate clients. They aren’t even there as “dates.” They are basically just supposed to be good looking bodies taking up space in the room. (I guess it’s kind of like those people at the Oscars who are supposed to sit in empty seats so the auditorium never looks empty).

How about The Ted Knight Show?