Let’s keep it short.
My friend was telling me today about how he got a speeding ticket the other day. 63 in a 45. Our conversation went like this:
Him: “Yeah, and I’m so not guilty.”
Me: “How fast were you going?”
Him: “Well, 63… but you know that if you can prove any of the guy’s equipment is the least bit faulty in any respect, you can get the case thrown out.”
Me: “But you were really doing 63 in a 45?”
Him: “Yeah, but that’s not the point. Why should I pay the ticket if I don’t have to?”
BECAUSE YOU FUCKING BROKE THE LAW. Ugh. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen people try to weasel out of tickets of this nature. Hell, there’s a whole bunch of websites out there devoted to telling you how you can get out of situations like this. There used be an infomercial on tv, for Christ’s sake.
You were well aware of the speed limit. You knew the consequences of getting caught speeding. You should be willing to pay up. Hell, I usually disregard the speed limit signs as well, but you know what? If I was caught speeding, I’d at least have the balls to pay it up. It’s the law.
Dumbass.