I love my best friend!
She sent me a text tonight:
Your birthday is on a saturday this year. We should go to the place with the hooka dancing.
I was pretty sure she was referring to the fact that last year on my birthday, I really wanted to go to this Moroccan restaurant that has belly dancers, but my birthday was on a thursday, and it turned out they only had the dancers on weekends.
So I texted her back:
"Hooka dancing?" Okay, but where are we gonna get the hookers?
She didn’t get it. She texted me back:
(Her boyfriend) says we should take you to (local science places.)
So I sent her three texts:
I wanna go hooka dancing!
We can have whores d’oeuvres!
The prostitution rests, your honor.
And she still didn’t get it. 
She texted me back:
You really wanna go dancing?
(I am so not known for that)
I think you meant "belly dancing."
Oh.
Yes ma’am.
