It’s from the out of print children’s book “LET’S HAVE FUN BLOWING BUBBLES”.
Worst thing is that Duck Butter can be sung to the tune of “Goldfinger”.
*Duck Butter
it’s the gruel
that Tom Lester makes babies with
makes babies with…
Suck butter
and it beckons you
to enter a web of sin
you’ll be a Fagin.*
Heh.
Mark Lester, though.
And has changed amazingly little in 40 years. Youtube of him reprising Fagin three years ago.
Breakfast table
Mother : I can’t believe its not BUTTER!
Dad : I can !
Little Johnny : Dad, I LIKE this butter !
Dad : oh crap.
Dammit! Too late…
This thread … you people are evil.
I love it!
Whoever the donor was, presumably he knew about it and was in on the deal. The kids don’t look a thing like him!
Okay, this thread was funny at first, but now it’s taken an ugly turn.
I need to remove the phrase ‘Duck Butter’ from my brain. :eek:
Ew. Just ew.
Arrrg, it’s on the tip of my brain, but I can’t shake it loose. So I have to ask, what is the title of this thread a spoof of? I can almost hear it…
“Food, glorious food,” from “Oliver!”
thanks
So how many parents is it possible for a child to have? I think the Jackson estate may answer that question:
1- for the egg
1- for the sperm
1- to incubate them
1- to be their adoptive single father
1- to raise them when adoptive single father dies
1- to raise them if the person ‘who raises them after their adoptive single father dies’ dies
1- dermatologist just for good measure
7- for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Hillary was right. It takes a village.
A very short, dour and bearded village…
STOP RIGHT THERE! Imagining such a thing as this part alone just can’t be done.
Sperm, glorious sperm
Cum, semen, love custard
If your dick is firm
No need to get flustered.
Its true…a ducks “quack” doesnt echo 