"Sperm, glorious sperm! This vial is for Jacko!"- Mark Lester says "I'm Paris's daddy"

I didn’t see it anywhere else, so here it is.

Former British child star Mark Lester, best known for portraying the title role in Oliver! [pic then/pic now] and a longtime friend of Michael Jackson, and godfather to two of his children, states that he is Michael Jackson’s baby-daddy.

He points to the similarities in appearance between his own daughter and Paris Jackson as evidence. Well, along with that sperm thing.

The Jackson camp denies it.

I will say that if the sperm story is true (and at least one member of the Jackson camp who denies the paternity concedes that the sperm story is true) that he has reason to believe it since the kids do look a bit like him, but that could be suggestion. I wonder though how long before Zsa-Zsa’s media whore husband gets into the act I wonder.

A stranger story about post-Oliverian fertility may be that of Ron Moody, the actor who played Fagin [then/now]. He was a bachelor until he was 61, at which point he married a yoga instructor and had 6 children, the youngest born in his mid 70s. He’s now 85 and owns a yoga-Pilates studio with his wife. I wonder if Mark gave him a vial or two as well…

Also, I wonder why MJ didn’t go with his own sperm, assuming he didn’t.

I LOLed at your thread title, Sampiro.

Just when you thought the MJ story couldn’t get any stranger… and yes, that is a strong resemblance between Lester’s daughter and Jackson’s!

Sooo, they don’t want him to consider himself part of the family?

Why did Michael Jackson do anything he did? He was batshit crazy and had some serious problems with hiw body.

All those rhinestones on that glove were abrasive as hell…no man could endure torture like that :slight_smile:

Where do you think he got that “eee hee hee” line of his from…those were early failed painful attempts at sperm production and collection.

And apparently Michael Jackson never wanted to go “well in”.

Nice to read of a child star who wound up okay and in a profession and not selling sordid stories for rent money, incidentally.

Or dead of a drug o.d. at age 50, just weeks before a huge comeback tour. :frowning:

Don’t know if Lester’s claims are true, but if they are, I hope Jackson’s family keeps him in the loop.

Good grief, I had no idea Ron Moody was still alive!

As for not using his own sperm–not liking how he looked?

Lester’s daughter looks kind of like Debbie Rowe to me.

What happens if one of “Michael’s” kids is proven to not be his? Are they suddenly out of the picture estate-wise?

IANAL but my understanding is nope. MJ’s name is on the birth certificate so as far as the law is concerned they’re all his children. At the same point, if it was discovered that there really was a Billie Jean out there who had a child by Michael Jackson- one proven to be his by DNA testing- but there was another man’s name on the birth certificate, it would take a lawsuit to establish any entitlement to MJ’s estate (if any).

One of the strangest things in the MJ case is that several networks and sources have belabored the fact that Debbie Rowe wasn’t provided for in Jackson’s will. Again IANAL, and certainly there’s little to nothing that’s usual in Michael Jackson but is it customary for a man (even a multimillionaire) to provide for his ex-wife in his will?

So MJ asked Lester to “beat it”?

“Please sir, I want some more.”

It’s gruel to be kind, in the right measure…

I feel this is the perfect place to bring up that in my readings, I discovered that MJ referred to ejaculate as duck butter.

Uhhh, no, it turns out that it isn’t.

Come to think of it, there pretty much wasn’t ever going to be a perfect time to discover that MJ ever referred to it at all.

Aw, come on. Just think of it. MJ lying back and asking whoever his sex partner was at the moment to drink his duck butter. DUCK BUTTER!

What readings? Link?

:confused:

I can’t remember. I’ve been reading a bunch of biographies about him since he died. I don’t know which one I read it in.

LOL

New phrase = entered into daily use.

Thank you. My friends will thank you, too.