Spill your guts before the boards crash

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This time last year I was in New York City for the MegaFest and kept a journal of my travels in a thread. Not too long after my trip, the boards crashed and the cyber sand worms devoured my travel thread along with every post since the last back-up before the Days of Darkness. I’m sure many of you had similar experiences.

If I had known that there would be no eternal record of my posts during that period, I might have gotten a few things off my chest (or maybe I did spill my guts and you’ll never know :wink: ). If last year’s scenario were to repeat this year, we are currently in the void of tomorrow’s archives.

Now may be your chance to post your secret and never have it read again.

-wm

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Fat chance.

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I am not realy a 17 year old high school dropout from Idaho, I realy am a middle age house wife comming to grips with her sexuality living in New York city!

:smiley:

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Zeppelin rules…!

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whatmove, It’s not to repeat. The tech gods have ruled it so. I believe. I believe… I bel…Hello? Hello? Anyone out there??
Gulp :eek:

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So I have this here bucket o’ fish guts resting precariously on some flimsy wooden planks. You’re saying I should dump 'em? Do you know something that I don’t about my shelving? I smell a saboteur.

And fish guts. :wink:

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Mis pantelones son enfuego!

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My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

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I’m a 54 year old man named Bubba.

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I’m Bubba’s love child. Hey, daddy!! You’re late with the support check!

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My breath smells like cat food.

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I’d hand over my the deed to my house to lick Steven Tyler’s face.

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My breath smell like cat.

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[Almost Famous]

I’m gay!

[/Almost Famous]

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My cat has no nose.

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My nose runs and my feet smell.

Yes, it’s true…I…I’m built upside-down.

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My breath smells like nose

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There’s another thread on this, called “Horrify Your Fellow Dopers”. But I daresay I almost killed it dropping a bombshell, then revived it with a less lethal post, then killed it again by reiterating the original bombshell.
BTW & FYI, the ‘bombshell’ isn’t true anymore. Good.

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I am in love with two different people well really one. I have a girlfriend but I really love another girl. I don’t know what to do about it. I told the second girl, the one I really love, how I felt about her and she said that we could be friends but she already had a girlfriend. I have loved this girl since 1998. My current girlfriend and I have been together for just about a year. I don’t know what I should do. Every time I make love to my “girlfriend” I think of this other girl that I wish I was with. I am just so sorry that I wasn’t able to tell the love of my life that I loved her before she went away and before I met this girl. Someone please help me.