I like baseball, you?
I am hitler. I underwent surgery to keep me alive and make me look 23 years old.
I have so much time on my hands that I collect propaganda (books, pamphlets, posters etc…) from the 1940s through the 1970s, everything from pro and anti socialist, communist, democratic, and capitalist. I am scanning them all into digital form… Just because.
Oh, and Lobsang, I have some anti-totalitarian stuff for you.
Surprise, clayton. I work for the Total Information Awareness program. We’ll be keeping tabs on you…
Hooters make up for everything. 
Looking forward to seeing them around the house…
I am a dyslexic athiest. I don’t believe in dog.
I’m J.K. Rowling and I did not have plastic surgery.
You’re all just jealous because I know how the next book ends and you don’t, so there!
whatmove is a hottie. And he’s really nice, too. 
I’m growing a penis.
I’ll second what Persephone said. Completely and totally hot.
I’ll third that. Absolutely!
Oh, as for my secret:
That word I’ve been using; it doesn’t mean what I think it means.
Protuberance?
Eonwe is also hot. Hell, if I started on my ‘hot’ list, we’d be here for days.