Spiritus Mundi deserves your flame

The BBQ Pit
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-The other day I was out walking my dog, and I small Spiritus Mundi bop this little kid in the head just because he was standing to close to his car.

-Spiritus Mundi secretly lusts after Salma Hayek

-Spiritus Mundi acts all smart and reasonable to gain admiration, but in his secret heart he’s just as dumb as everybody else.

-Spiritus Mundi left the toilet seat down and peed all over it.

-Spiritus Mundi does not always completely finish his beer.

-Spiritus Mundi was on the grassy knoll.

-Spiritus Mundi farts are depleting the ozone lair.

-Spiritus Mundi uses up valuable natural resources to the detriment of the environment.

-I’m pretty sure Spiritus Mundi does not beleive in the wealth effect.

-Spiritus Mundi is receiving compliments that would otherwise go to the needy.

Spiritus Mundi deserves your flame.

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i reserve my flames until I find out his stance on foreskin preservation…

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It should be I saw Spiritus Mundi, not “I small,” ut it doesn’t matter because Spiritus Mundi makes lots of typos too.

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Gee, the only flamable offense I see in that list is not finishing his beer.

Spiritus, how could you? That’s alcohol abuse!

Scylla, did you really mean ozone lair?

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Minx;

Of course I did. After the ozone spends a busy day guarding the earth it returns to the wife and kids in the ozone lair.

I’ve been up 40 hours or so, I’m kind of losing it.

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Not true – it was all part of the “Grand experiment”. And keep your grubby eyes off of my Skinner box.

Bullshit. Anyone who sat near me during dusk to Dawn knows it’s no secret.

I defy you to prove I have ever acted smart.

Not true. It was up at the time.

HEY!!!

There’s a limit to how much I can tolerate under the heading of good-natured ribbing. This kind of baseless slander is unacceptable in polite company and damning in the kind of comapny I usually keep. You may think hanging out at the bottom of a whirlpool and dancing with the filter-feeders grants you some special dispensation to act monstrously, but you are wrong. Mand your ways before I charyb dis here rock off your head.

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Not only does Spiritus finish his beer, he is often seen drinking the beer out of unattended glasses, ashtrays, urinals, and anywhere and everywhere he can find more sweet sweet alcohol.

As for the rest of the list, I don’t know. I do know this, in some circles Spiritus is known as “Johnny Groundhog” He goes up and down rurals areas on the east coast planting groundhog reservations. He s loved by the groundhog supporters, but I imagine some folks might flame him for that fact.

pat

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I’ve missed you, buddy. How are Alvin and the boys, doing? Overrun your secret marijuana garden yet?

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Spiritus Mundi has gotten into the ‘12 items or less’ line with as many as 17 items.

Spiritus Mundi doesn’t put other people’s records and CDs back in their sleeves and jewel-boxes after playing them.

Spititus borrows books, and returns them with the corners of pages bent under.

Spiritus drinks the last cup of coffee from the pot, and doesn’t start a new pot.

No doubt, folks, Spiritus Mundi is evil. Keep your kids away from this man.

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Spiritus, was that you who took JDT’s foreskin?

Nevermind, go finish your beer. (or Swedish it, for all I care.)

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Spiritus Mundi’s good-natured ribbing of G. Princip was directly responsible for Princip’s assinating Archduke Ferdinand and starting World War I.

Spiritus Mundi offers crack-coated lollipops to little girls.

Spiritus Mundi is responsible for all of those poor Holocaust survivors accidentally voting for Pat Buchanan.

Spiritus Mundi makes really bad coffee.

And worst of all, Spiritis Mundi is kicking my ass in our Fantasy Football League. The bastard.

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Spiritus…at least learn to FLUSH!

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But I’m sure if Spritus had his foreskin he wouldn’t do any of those things.

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-Spiritus Mundi never uses his turn signal

-Spiritus Mundi roughed up some Girl Scouts and stole their cookies

-Spiritus Mundi takes candy from the honor box, but doesn’t pay

-Spiritus Mundi thinks the perfect Friday evening is leaving old appliances on railroad tracks

-Spiritus Mundi considers an autographed picture of Pat Buchanan to be his most prized possession

-If you found a burning bag on your doorstep this past Halloween, you can thank Spritus Mundi