That’s funny, I thought this was A Fish Called Wanda.
William Shatner starred in the original episode on the TV series of Twilight Zone.
[montogomery burns]
Ex-cell-ent
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The helicopter lifted off with Hawkeye and flew over the camp one more time, the white painted rocks below spelling out
" goodbye"
Approximately one per decade:
He isn’t an inspector.
It was Harry Lime.
His Russian-derived slang is out of date. He stops being a thug and grows up. None of this makes it into the film.
Bellboy! Bellboy!
He chooses life.
She has to go to Virginia. He gets over her.
He dies in a hail of bullets on the roof of a building.
Get out of our galaxy!
All the POWs escape, except their leader, who’s shot just as he almost makes it back onto the train.
He didn’t really kill himself, it was the body of another one of his victims the blind girl felt in the burning house, and now he’s going after the FBI guy.
Goodbye… I’m going to be having an old friend for dinner.
He never did tell them his name.
She didn’t really kill him, even though she served time for it, and now that she’s found him, she gets to really kill him without having to worry about going to jail for it.
Now he’s the only one left alive on earth, because he’s the only one who was actually dying at the exact time it happened both times.
The lady was the real killer. And they were tryin’ tuh steel’ his lukky charrrms!
It wasn’t LaForce, they have nothing to worry about…
Count Olaf was in disguise the whole time and got away (AGAIN!).
Matty Walker is actually the Simpson woman and the whole thing is a setup.
The girl is fine; it’s the detective who’s the intended sacrifice, and the whole village is in on it.
He ends up crucified, but his wife and baby boy have their freedom.
Each [subway!] hijacker ends up dead or captured at the end.
The alien DNA survives in a mutant rat.
The hero is shot in the end, but he succeeds in destroying the aliens’ masking technology.
The Alida Valli character just keeps walking (and the zither keeps playing!).
The '64 Chevy Malibu has a radioactive, dead alien in the trunk.
A nuke goes off in The Keys, but Ahrnohld saves Miami.
The Victorian woman accepts a reunion with her lover, but the modern actress breaks off from hers.
The Victorian lovers fail to get together again; the modern scholars have found [more or less!] happiness.
The naturalist and the servant run off together, because his aristo wife was breeding with her own brother.
The Medieval lovers must live separate, celibate lives, but occasionally get together and discuss their son.
The midget kills him.
She’s the icepick killer, after all.
She kills her terrorist husband in self-defense and ends up with the Scotland Yard man.
She’s the devil and she’s in love with him.
She tries to catch him in the end, and loses him.
She tries to catch him and fails, but he hooks up with her in the end.
She comes to accept (and love) him for what he is – even though he’s wearing her sweater.
The 500 kids are liberated from their piano teacher/oppressor.
He wins the election, but doesn’t know what to do after that.
He persuades her to abandon her husband at the altar, and they escape by bus, but they don’t know what to do after that.
A spy writes his memoirs, and manages to stay alive.
The princess and farmboy end up together happily ever after, because theirs is a rare True Love.
Body Heat; The Wicker Man; Spartacus; Pelham, One, Two, Three; Species; They Live; The Third Man; Repo Man; True Lies; The French Lieutenant’s Woman; Possession; Angels & Insects; Stealing Heaven; Don’t Look Now; Basic Instinct; Sabotage; The Ninth Gate; The Thomas Crown Affair [original and remake versions]; Glen Or Glenda?; The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T; The Candidate; The Graduate; Hopscotch; The Princess Bride
The gremlins are tricked into being killed by the sun.
They take a perfectly nice Thunderbird, and drive off a cliff with it.
The movie producers won. He got shot, lived, and later, the three of them were spotted by an jet flying overhead. Later in the DVD, it is revealed that he was supposed to die, leaving the two girls to fend for themselves.
The car is crushed into a cube… but still moves.
She walks out of the building, into the streets of Racoon City, and it is barren.
The black guy is the only one to live through the night, only to get shot by the police the next morning.
Now reformed, the kid walks into school to hand in his report, and is shot to death by the kid he pissed off in the beginning.
Both terminators get melted.
Noodles refuses to kill Max. So Max jumps in a garbage crusher!
George just lucky, I guess.
the ‘florida white trash’ brags about the murder, and they all end up doing 20 to life.
Mr Green… in the hall… with the revolver.
Jim and Bart gallop off into the sunset… then get in a limo and are driven off the set.
The ring is bupkes! The schwartz is within you!
Mike rebuilds the door from slivers and Sully gets to see Boo again.
It’s an old Voyager spacecraft.
The kidnapped woman dies, her husband is arrested, and one of the kidnappers puts his partner’s body through a woodchipper.
The poison is in the candles.
Arrrrgh! I recognize the film, but reading this makes me wonder about the great line delivered by the cop just after he shoots him. It’s on the tip of my tongue, but I just can’t remember the line and it’s driving me crazy!
It’s so classic … does anyone recall this line?
Oh, and Divine eats dog poop!
They do find their kidnapped children and save them and almost a hundred other orphans from being made into coats.
This one realizes, “What an idiot I am, I don’t have to read threads I think are pointless. Boy, do I need a life and a sense of humor.”
101 Dalmations; Usram
Spock dies.