Are we just doing movies?
If not: Larissa is just acting nice so she can lure Ilona back to the boat. Then she kills Ilona and herself by blowing up the propane tank.
If so: He stops the nuclear bomb detonator at precisely 007.
It wasn’t really a chicken, it was a baby.
Even though they succeed in beating her mother to death with a half-brick in a stocking, they still don’t get to be together. Years later, one of them becomes a famous mystery writer.
They foil the terrorists, get married, and live happily after after.
Andy Rooney delivers some funny commentary.
They all end up in the same club back on Earth and the Vogons succeed in destroying them in an indirect manner that involves the aliens Trillian was researching.
He gets shot, but it’s by one of the cops bean bags and not the sniper. They find what they think is the sniper, but really it’s the pizza guy from the beginning. The real sniper visits him while he’s in the ambulance.
Demian and his mother were really just Sinclairs alters.
The guy who taught him how to break into people’s homes set him up to take the fall and left no trace of himself.
The Terminator knew all along that the end was inevitable, and he just told them to go to the mountain base in order to isnure the survival of John Conner.
Hitchhiker’s series; Phone Booth; Demian by Herman Hesse; Following; T3: Rise of the Machines
You all accept that you’re flogging a dead horse and let this tedious thread die.
The director yells “Cut, that’s a wrap!”
After she gets her sight, he thinks she’ll never recognize him, but then she does when she touches his hand.
He goes to see about a girl.
Goooodbye, Vietnam!
The get the internal readings from the tornado.
He names the new planet “Bob.”
Oh yeah…the real terrorist mastermind is the wife of the “terrorist mastermind” who killed the hero’s family. And he figures it out by noticing a hand gesture of hers… (I’m surprised anyone watched this movie, personally…I’m especially surprised I have.)
“Wa-wa…Wa-wahhhhh…”
The wizard is a fake, and it’s all a dream anyway!
Not in the book. Well, the wizard was a fake there, too.
He breaks his glasses and the neighbor’s dogs eat the Christmas turkey, so they all go out for a Chinese Christmas dinner.
All of the letters for Santa are delivered to the courthouse, thus proving that he really is Santa.
The kids all take the decorations off the doghouse and put them on the little pathetic tree and then sing “Hark the Herald Angels Sing”
He comes back again someday.
It snows in Southtown and there’s a warm spring day at the North Pole. And Santa does his job.
The Burgermeisters fall out of power, and Kris moves the whole operation to the North Pole.
He leads the sled through the foggy night.
They find the New Year Baby, just in time. And all the misfit toys find a home.
Annabelle becomes a reindeer.
Tiny Tim lives.
They get to keep the theater.
Darth Maul dies and Obi-Wan takes over as Anakin’s teacher.
The Republic is saved by an army of clones.
Anakin becomes Darth Vader.
Luke blows up the Death Star; Vader lives.
Vader reveals he’s Luke’s father; Luke loses a hand.
Vader dies, the Emperor dies, but Luke and the Republic live again.
Green Bay (twice), New York, Kansas City, Baltimore, Dallas, Miami (twice), Pittsburgh (twice), Oakland, Dallas, Pittsburgh (twice), Oakland, San Francisco, Washington, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Washington, San Francisco (twice), New York, Washington, Dallas (twice), San Francisco, Dallas, Green Bay, Denver (twice), St. Louis, Baltimore, New England, and Tampa Bay win, in that order.
His friend stays home with his girlfriend and a white T-bird drive along the highway while he looks out the airplane window.
He bites her and they fly away; her ex-boyfriend gets to keep the cape.
The golf course is destroyed, but the shot goes in.
It’s February 3rd. They’ll rent to start.
He amazes everybody and dances merengue.
The dean apparently sees fit to give them “just one more chance”, since they all graduate.
He gets the twins, they get the best; father and mother, they get each other; the “hero” gets the girl; the slave gets his freedom: something for everyone!
They ride off into the sunset…until they reach their cars, hand over the horses, and drive off the set.
They all find the treasure under the W; the cop tries to steal it but is thwarted.
One is in Newsweek, one is in Soldier of Fortune, one is in Teen Beat, one is in Playboy, one is in Stars and Stripes, and one ends up in Alaska.
They end up playing Jailhouse Rock in the slammer.
The antagonist is covered with marshmellow goo, and they cross the streams to save the day.
The con, the hooker, the butler, and the broker all make a fortune, while the betting brothers are left out in the cold.
After getting rid of the alien monster, the two survivors end up facing each other warily in the middle of a frozen wasteland, surrounded by rubble.
The drug dealer goes to prison… Or perhaps not!
The serial killer is executed with a bullet in the back of the head.
The Thing (1982), 25th Hour (2002), Citizen X (1995)
Despite Atticus’ best efforts, Tom is convicted and later killed trying to escape
He goes 15 rounds.
He tapes himself to the bike and wins the race.
The little school wins the state basketball title.
He plays catch with his dad.
He hits a home run and blows out the lights.
He scores the winning touchdown, then doesn’t get shot when he picks up the game ball.
While he remains the AD, the coach retires so he can spend more time with family and a special family friend.
The new integrated school with the begrudgingly integrated coaching staff finally comes together and wins the state high school championship.
They don’t quack up - they win the hockey title.
Ilsa_Lund, hee! Foreign films? Hmmmmm.
The guy from the instant photos machine decides she’s not a crazy stalker after all and has sex with her.
In the end, it’s not the Jews, Muslims, or Black people of the French ghetto that are the enemy–its the police.
And some English language films…
The only one not authorized to be in the FBI building parking garage is…the hero!
Love actually is all around. (Sorry)
Jane gets to be a Navy SEAL after all.
Kevin Kline makes an ass of himself.
He did order the Code Red.
Amelie. Hate. Arlington Rd. Love, Actually. G.I. Jane. A Midsummer Night’s Dream. A Few Good Men. .