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He is the Kwisatz Haderach!

He saw himself get shot at the airport when he was a boy!

Great one BugHunter

Sammy Jankis didn’t kill his wife, Lenny did, he’s a psycho killer.

They’re all the different “identities” of a psychotic mass murderer with multiple-personality disorder. Just when you think he’s cured–IT WAS THE LITTLE BOY PERSONALITY ALL ALONG AND HE’S NOT DEAD!!!

He leaves her with the parting line of “Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn”

It turns out that he himself was the man the devil hired him to track down.

It wasn’t a video game, it was the real thing!

He was married all along - and keeps his horribly mentally deranged wife locked away upstairs in the mansion!

Huh. Even though they seemed like they’d never get along – you know, with all that bickering in rapid fire one-liners – and each having their own perfectly acceptable love interest, they fall in love with each other, dump their S.O.s, and hook up in the end and live happily ever after, though, you wonder if they really will, since their personalities clash so much and they’ve both just demonstrated how faithless they are in the way they left their S.O.s at a drop of a hot for someone so not right for them which makes you want to stop rooting for them and start loathing them for the feckless annoyances that they are.

Damn Tangent, I haven’t seen the movie but I can figure out wich one it was from your spoiler. Guess it’s been spoiled for me. Such is the life of a poster in the spoilers thread.

How about,

She’s an ogre too, and they live happily ever after.

(Like we didn’t see it coming)

The West was won.

Okay, got 'em all except Kaf and moriah, although I assume the latter may be just a standard cliche film?

How about: He’s about to walk away, but the villain gets up again and he shoots him!

Moraih, that covers a lot of grond, I can think of at least three movies off the bat, and I’m sure there are many more

I’m just poking fun at Speaker, I’m sure he got it. :slight_smile:

My all-time favorite is:

The old lady was the alien!

ArrMatey!

From the rules to surviving Halloween:

“If you think the psychotic killer is dead, don’t turn your back or attempt to investigate, instead give hime a face full shotgun blast.”

Oh, and it’s ground, not grond.

Yes, it was a dig at every romantic comedy.

They destroyed the monster attacking the city.

Ilsa leaves Rick to join her husband in the Resistance!

There are two killers: the girls’ boyfriends!

The wife is the one who’s presumed innocent, but she’s not! She did it! With a hammer!

Can I play too Moriah?

And so, the kid everyone thought was never going to amount to anything because he was blind/small/gimp/stupid/etc. becomes a hero.

A variant to this is the kid gets to be in major american hisorical events.

It was Barney all along. He disguised himself in order to steal Fred’s Cocoa Pebbles.

the head vampire isn’t the teenaged ‘leader’ of the gang but mom’s boyfriend!

It’s really just a big experiment and you’re on a city floating in space.

It’s really the brother! And he’s killed far more then his ‘evil’ brother. His face won’t show up on your security camera’s either.

Aliens dissolve in water. And the kids asthma saves his life.

It’s all just a dream with the tall man…or was it???

Saving Mars thing wasn’t all a dream…or was it!!!

That enough?