*** Spoilers ***

The big rabbit was just guiding him so he could restore the time-space continium, he dies like he should.

The head Alien is the sweet southern girl you’d never think was evil.

Humans are batteries for advanced AI machines.

This is the 6th version of the Matrix.

And if we are not just doing movies…
They were in the holodeck the whole time. (“Computer, end Moriarty program”)
BTW, Kaf, I got yours , as you could probably guess by my dopername also. Wonder if they’ll ever make a movie out of that.

Mills is “Wrath”

“Thats the cup of a carpenter”.

He gets her in the end.

Variation: He gets her in the end, then decides that he’d rather be with his “plain” best friend.

Earth is saved when it is discovered that Slim Whitman’s Indian Love Call makes their heads explode!

It was the friend who died in the fire. She’s still alive!

It’s the guy with the limp.

Rachael has an indefinite life-span.

Or does she?

Kirk is not really dead!

Do Not!

Mom dies in the fire, Dad encourages him. [Children the world over cry]

He doesn’t work on a top secret army project, he’s crazy and imagines all his friends.

The Chief smothers him with a pillow.

The aliens send her back with no evidence, because humans aren’t quite ready yet.

There’s not just one killer.

It really is a wonderful life.

I’m going to feel dumb in a second, but I can’t place Johnny Q’s. And I think I should be able to do so.

The dog gets rabies and the kid has to shoot him.

Daniel-san wins the competition with an injured leg using the “crane” move he’d learned earlier.

The Watership rabbits sic a large dog on the Efrafan rabbits, killing and scattering them.

Johnny Q’s is Angel Heart.

He’s making a woman-suit!
and
He was only pretending to have a split-personality, to beat the murder rap.

The tanker truck was filled with sand, not fuel.

The chief of police is the ex-Dolphins placekicker, and she’s hiding a surprise!

We threw out a ringer for a ringer, man.

And I guess that’s your accomplice there in theah woodchippar.

She comes back, but becomes catatonic, and he realizes he was better off with lasagna.