The Earth government orders all the forest ships to self destruct, but Dewey and Louie continue to tend their forest forever.
Joey does not get Rachel in the very end.
This one is a bit recent, so I’ll spoiler-box it:
They did quarantine the island
It’s them, they’re the ones doing everything, the Sphere gave them the power
The stranded, stumpy alien goes home.
The ghost was just some guy in a disguise. He almost got away with it, too…
In his hasty escape, his magic backfires, and the children wind up with his lucky charms.
If she clicks the ruby slippers together 3 times, she can go home.
He rises again after 3 days and saves mankind from sin.
They’re hiding in a valley in Colorado.
Scott Peterson did it. So did OJ.
"It’s a cookbook !!! "
He gets killed by the whale.
She jerks the football back just before he can kick it.
They all did it.
The box contains his wife’s severed head!
Jesus resurrects the lesbian vampires, then hooks up with Gloria Oddbottom.
Rats. I was about to say that.
Curse you, Red Baron!
Great one wolf meister.
Th silliy rabbit’s plan is foiled and he doesn’t get to eat his delicious fruit-flavored cereal.
(since we’re doing cereal ads)
(I think I’m the first one to post this, but I can’t believe it): The butler did it!
He finds Nemo.
He orders his brother’s death.
MacDuff was “untimely ripp’d from [his] mother’s womb.”
The Question is “What do you get when you multiply six by nine?”
It’s not a bang, it’s a whimper.
The uberbitch burns up the final piece of evidence with her lighter and drives off to freedom.
The Ark is last seen being packed into an anonymous crate in a vast US government warehouse.
Oh, in case someone really doesn’t know Return of the King:
Eowyn disguises herself as a man and ends up killing the Witch King
The tanker truck was filled with water, not gasoline.
The boys are allowed to live, his wife goes under house arrest again.
The older sister did all she could to find the younger one, and NOBODY appreciated or even acknowledged her.
He was dead all along.
He was dead all along.
He becomes a cosmic space fetus.
He sells his watch to buy her a comb; she sells her hair to buy him a watch chain.
He sells out his bad boy image and cleans up his act to become a nice guy for her; she sells her dignity to become a tramp for him.
The movie ending is interrupted by a homocide investigation.
He kills himself after inviting the evil spirit to take him.
The common cold killed 'em.
The movies:Sixth Sense; Jacob’s Ladder; 2001: A Space Odyssey; Gift of the Magi; Grease; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; The Exorcist; War of the Worlds