It wasn’t a sick, senseless murder. She killed herself and he taped it.
Kenny dies.
He was beheaded.
He is invited into the family’s dinner after giving the gift of a sole bullet to his partner’s daughter.
His house is rebuilt.
He gets his $70,000 back and drives off with the hooker.
He regains his memory.
The dyke is holding, but starting to leak.
Braveheart, Lethal Weapon, Patroit,Payback, Conspiracy Theory. The River.
The home team loses to the NHL All Star, but are winners.
He dies.
Mystery, Alaska. Gladiator.
The dog swallowed a 65k diamond goes to the man who lost big time in a fixed boxing match where the gypsy boxer fixed the fix and the bad guy. God I love that movie
Hero gets the girl and they walk merrily off into a busy, happy, park in Sydney.
He gets on the train at the end of the school year to go back to his Mean Aunt and Uncles.
He Gets on the train at the end of the school year to go back to his mean aunt and uncles.
She goes off with her just rescued husband. He doesn’t get the girl.
Proof of Life
Slim bullrides the nuclear missle to the target, waving his cowboy hat in the air, yelling “Yeeeee Haaaaa!”
The cafe owner lifts his hat to reveal a third eye and tells the man with the three arms that his kind have already invaded Earth.
He has to pick up each and every last Tribble.
The shoe fits.
The glove doesn’t
quiltguy154 - no, Im sure the tanker WAS filled with sand.
Shirley Ujest - Snatch Rocks…but…
Sting keeps his pub but you never know if they sell the guns.
Steven Segal and Mel Gibson have always won…(insert film)
Jet Li lost to Mel, but wins most the other times…(insert film)
Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis once LOST…as did Harrison Ford. (insert specific films)
Michael Keaton wins it HANDS DOWN, but, be honest, Val Kilmer and George Clooney lost it…
but according to the farside…the elephant did it
It’s really Norman, not Norman’s mother.
He gets cured and enjoys Beethoven once again.
He screws the warden over big time, escapes to Zihuatanejo, and is joined by his friend.
The screenplay the character is trying to write is really the screenplay for the movie you’re watching–about himself trying to write a screenplay. But that’s too abstract, so he resorts to a cliche Hollywood ending.
He flies without the feather. 
Fred’s plan backfires. He and Barney wind up in big trouble with their wives.
The guy who’s looking for the spy who everyone thought might actually be the spy until he eventually cleared his name, was the spy.
He cures her of lesbianism. Cause you know, it’s wrong and besides, what gay woman wouldn’t go straight for Ben?
He comes out of the vault, and everybody is dead, but it’s okay because now he can read in peace, but then he breaks his glasses.
Rosebud is a sled!
They all live happily ever after.