He doesn’t find the goddamn bicyle, either.
She’s her sister…
She’s her daughter…
She’s her sister…
She’s her daughter…
She’s her sister AND her daughter!! She and her father…they…
but forget it all, Jake cuz’ after all…
Dude, you’re a bit late. How else do you think this thread got started?
The neighbors are witches, and the baby is the Devil’s child.
They go to Bolivia and get killed there.
The tunnel is too short, but they do escape, although some are eventually caught.
When she’s having the baby, he rapes her sister-- and then she really goes crazy.
I’m just having too much fun with thread. Can’t believe no one did these:
He phones home and gets rescued.
He steals all the Christmas presents, but then gives them back.
The suicidal wife of the shipping magnate wasn’t really being posessed of a distant and long dead relative, but was really an impostor designed to throw him off the trail so the real wife could be murdered, but it turns out that she is living in a boarding house pretending to be someone else and when he tries to turn her into the fake dead wife she was originally impersnating it turns out that she was really the one that he thought was the dead wife and she jumps off the building but it doesn’t matter cause he’s been dead the whole time anyway and the film is a visual metaphor for his death.
Batman wins. Clearly, he was prepared.
The first mate screws everything up and they don’t get off the island.
The Legion of Doom’s scheme is thwarted; Gleek the monkey does something ridiculous and the Super Friends enjoy a hearty, banal laugh.
Lucy and Ethel’s zany scheme to get into Rikki’s show ends in a hilarious fiasco. Rikki yells at Lucy in spanish, Lucy bawls.
Leatherface/Michael/Jason/Freddie turns out not to have died in the big “finale.”
Janet Leigh gets stabbed to death in the shower.
Jack Torrence freezes to death while Wendy & Danny escape; a photo from a 4th of July party in the 1920s shows that - inexplicably - Jack was at the Overlook way back then.
Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner destroy their house and all their material possessions while trying to kill each other. They end up crashing to the ground floor along with the chandelier and are both killed.
He gets to Mashed Potato Mountain, and aliens take him away.
No, no, no…Halloran rescues Wendy and Danny, what’s left of Jack is destroyed in the subsequent explosion of the hotel.
Am I the only one who wishes there was an answer sheet for this thread?
“She’s her sister and her daughter”? Huh???
He gives the pretty hooker a fairy tale ending.
He pulls out and splooges all over her face.
What the HELL is that, buggie?
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What the HELL is that, buggie?
Mostly the ending to any and all adult enterntainment video
Well, since I don’t know how to do that spoilerbox thingie, I’ll just spill…
it’s from “Chinatown.” Jake Gittes (Nicholson) confronts Vivian Mulwray (Dunaway) about the mysterious young woman that Viv is keeping hidden from the police. Viv tries to explain that the woman is her sister, Jakes slaps her, she says she’s her daughter, he slaps her again, this goes on and on until Viv finally blurts out “She’s my sister AND my daughter! My father and I…” At which point, Jake realizes the implied truth.
The story is too incredibly convoluted to explain in a single post, but the big revelation towards the end of the movie is that Vivian Mulwray had been sexually assaulted by her own father, and had a daughter by him.
And moving right along, here’s one I can’t believe no one has said yet:
“Miss, we’ve traced the call! The killer is calling from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!”
The depressed but likeable alcoholic rams his jet into the alien mothership and saves the earth, setting of beutiful 4th of July fireworks.
The guy who helped him become a hero was the villain.
The roadrunner runs into the tunnel, even though it was only painted on the side of the mountain. When the coyote tries to look in the tunnel, a big truck comes out and flattens him.
That was great!!! How about:
They have sex for a long time and she moans a lot.