The hero outwits the villian by exploiting his innermost desires, and through the judicious use of Hostess Fruit Pies.
She really wasn’t supposed to help her.
The senator’s wife is in on the conspiracy.
His neighbor is a terrorist. And his neighbor wins.
The Ring, The Manchurian Candidate, Arlington Road
Rather than lose his (false) good name, he allows himself to be executed for a crime he didn’t commit.
Oh, and my favorite: He runs after her train and dies of a heart attack. She never saw him. 
They emit a tachyon beam from the deflector array, then reverse the polarity.
Works every time.
After a few mishaps, he finally gets home.
For no good reason, and with the use of false innuendo, you can get your boss (and close friend) to kill his wife.
You can get the bitch to be nice to you by being abusive.
All’s well that ends well.
The Odessey; Othello; Taming of the Shrew; All’s Well That Ends Well
Brotherhood of the Wolf
The guy with one arm really has two. He controls the beast, and he has a kick-ass-nunchuk-sword-thing made of bone to back it up.
The movie’s in French
Airplane II
Shatner loses his shit at the end.
It happenned over Macho Grande.
heh speaking of Shatner.
He saves the plane from the thing on the wing but everyone thinks he’s crazy anyway.
You choose to destroy the base and plunge mankind into a dark age no that’s lame, you kill the bad guy and join a secret world order naw never liked ruling from the shadows, you bond with the AI and start control all the systems in the world ahh there’s the sweetness.
The station is bought out buy the guy who invented the Hard disk controller…but he wants to keep the show anyway.
The building burns down destroying all the evidence but Milton had stolen the money before that happened.
God was the coma guy all along and he kills the last angel before he could destroy the world by reentering heaven.
Crossing the streams actually works without killing everybody.
Just thought of another one.
Die Hard
These guys aren’t terrorists, they’re just thieves.
He gets turned back into an Emperor, but builds a swimming pool anyway.
Elliot the dragon flies away, but it’s ok because Pete finally has a family.
He dies, but it’s ok because he rose from the dead and saved you from everlasting damnation. The catch: you have to believe. sigh
He lets his cousin marry his girlfriend. But its ok because he is still a man raised by apes who can read English, speak French, and kill a tiger using only his brute strength. Unless you see the Disney version, in which case he stays in the jungle forever living in sin with his girlfriend…and her father.
The boiler blows up, Jack is instantly incinerated, the Overlook burns down, and the black guy, Danny, and Wendy drive away on a snowmobile.
Yossarian paddles away on a life raft; he probably doen’t make it before they catch him, but at least he tried.
Romulus wins.
Kupo!
I don’t believe this. Here i am at poster number 131 and…
The boat sinks!
The corrupted naive chick drives the convertable over the edge killing them both.
Actually, back on page one…
some new ones:
They return the head of the Forest Spirit, but he dies anyway.
There was no treasure, he had to stop his wife from remarrying.
The astronauts return to earth, safe and sound.
The brothers pay the tax bill for the orphanage.
Laughter is more potent than screams.
Dismissed from her military job, the cross-dresser returns in time to save the head-of-state.
The courtesan spurns the advances of the maharaja in favor of the lowly sitar player, only to be felled by tuberculosis.
He uses his final wish to benefit another, and thus voids his contract.
After successfully returning to the World Above, Richard realizes that he has become more suited to the World Below.
Princess Mononoke, O Brother Where Art Thou, Apollo 13, The Blues Brothers, Monsters Inc., Mulan, Moulin Rouge, Bedazzled (remake)…and I’m not tellin’ the last one!
oh. must have missed it.
He rides off into an amazing sunset with his father.
The bad sherrif is shot. The good guy gets his hat back.
Rebecca was a BITCH!
WJM gets bought, the new owners fire every one but Ted, Rhoda & Phyllis make guest appearances, every one hugs and sings “It’s a long way to Tipperary.”
Bob wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette, the whole second series was a dream of the Bob from the original show.
“Dr. Westphall” is really a dim-witted construction worker, “Dr. Auschlander” is his father (strangely enough, Westphall is not jewish), the hospital was merely a figure in a snowglobe and the series was nothing more than a figment of the imagination of “Westphall’s” autistic son.
A peace treaty is signed nine years later than in real life, the Korean War ends, M.A.S.H. 4077 is struck and the doctors and nurses all go home. Klinger stays in Korea!
There is a long, unfunny trial, and Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are sentenced to a year in jail for the crime of being nasty New Yorkers. As they sit in a holding cell, they babble about inane topics.
Sam is reunited with Diane, but decides not to leave town with her. Norm sagely states that “you always return to your one true love - think about it.”
The one-armed man is caught, Dr. Kimble is exonerated.
The mysterious Number 1 is a monkey.
Huh? I thought the one-armed man was shot by the police while struggling with Dr. Kimble…?
Um…maybe I’m one of those people who dont read all the posts and I’ll get taken to the woodshed, but here goes.
The butler did it.
and, from Buffy
Dawn is the key, and Glory, well, annoying as she is, she’s kinda hot.
CSI: Miami
David Caruso fondles his badge A LOT.