Sponsor me!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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In a thread about Darva Conger, DRY said:

"Iampunha, my man, no one has the heart to tell you this, but we all let Bratman get the nude shots of the newbies because he makes copies and circulates them to all us SDMB veterans.

But you have to earn your way in, put up with the hazing (which may or may not include felching), have some SDMB vet sponsor you, and learn the secret handshake. You don’t simply get in by accumulating “X” number of posts.

Don’t let anyone find out I told you, as divulging this could very well lead to my expulsion from the society."

So who wants to sponsor me? By putting this in the open, DRY assumed all responsibilities and all that legal crap . . yadda yadda yadda.

I already have been sent non-nude pictures of:

ssskuggiii
hyprgrl567
brunetter
falcon
medea’s child
tiggeril
purplebear

I believe that’s all of them, but I may be forgetting some. If I did, I apologize.

I’m up for sponsorship by anyone who’s in the club. Email me privately or respond to this thread . . . I don’t care which, but you might, depending on what happens to you if you do and I fail to meet the reqs.

I will not:

grant sexual favors
pose nude myself (the webpage may be updated, but I will not be totally nude, nor will I wear a hat or socks)
pay in the form of money or some other financial means
grant sexual favors (in case you missed it the first time

I will:
Um, do other stuff, maybe, if I want to and/or don’t see a problem with it.

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Damn!

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(whispers)
"Remember, ladies and gentlemen, the whole point of this joke is to see how far this desparate newbie will go…just play alon…

Hey, Iampunha! How’re they hanging…Nothing…Nothing…just talking to myself…I do that when I don’t where my foil hat…Nothing to see here…doobe doobe do.

Really, I’m not doing anything. Just bumping your thread is all.

You wanna trade pictures of Medea’s Child? Oh…yours is “G” rated? Afraid I’ve got to ask you for a female to be named later. And cash. Sorry, but them’s the rules."

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dry said:

“You wanna trade pictures of Medea’s Child? Oh…yours is “G” rated? Afraid I’ve got to ask you for a female to be named later. And cash. Sorry, but them’s the rules.”

Mine are tame. Doesn’t mean they’re not wonderful.

What about Brunetter?

If you want pictures of females, the best (and most flattering) thing to do is just ask. That’s how I got my collection from all these lovely ladies.