kanicbird, my mental avatar for you is a tie-dye sporting hippie with longish hair often seen sporting a beatific smile who often proclaims “It’s all good” while standing with outstretched arms. Or a Hare Krishna. Either one of those close?
I’m surprised you ever make it to work.
Because the first thing the paramedics do when they find you unconscious is pull off your pants and check for dildos. 
That would be my first thought. 
Remind me not to call your ambulance when Grandpa falls down.
well, they may have been curious about the buzzing sounds coming from her nether regions.
This.
Or, there is a rare type of brain tumor that can cause uncontrollable orgasms. Go to your doctor.
That’s a new high in buzzkill, right there.
Is this something you can get implanted? Or transplanted?
If I start having them all the time I would be concerned.
I have had other spontaneous orgasms in my adult life. They were always from over heating. Like cutting the grass or exercising.
Sounds like seizures to me. There is actually research indicating that brain activity during seizures and brain activity during female orgasms appear quite similar to each other, so it may not be surprising that seizure-prone women report orgasmic feelings accompanying episodes. While you may or may not find the experience pleasurable, periodically losing control of your body unexpectedly during the course of daily life is definitely something your doctor will be concerned about. There are several medications that are known to cause these “seisuregasms,” too, so that may also be a factor.
Bottom line: tell your doctor.
“So, miss” says the doctor. “What can I do for you?”
“Well, doctor, it’s the funniest thing. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”
“That’s interesting - are you taking anything for it?”
“Yes - pepper.”
Regards,
Shodan
PS - yes, get to a doctor.
Well, if I had spontaneous orgasms, my smile’d be pretty damn beatific, too; wouldn’t yours?
Hmm. About the time I returned to the boards. Coincidence? I’ll never believe it was.
You all have me a little worried. I did take a new medication the night before. I have taken it since and had no problem. I actually took it when I didn’t need it hoping for the same results.
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colander** I wouldn’t call what I had periodic. That was the only time I had that experience. The other spontaneous orgasms were 30 years ago, twice. And a few while sleeping.
Please try to figure out how to avoid having them while you are driving as that could be very bad.
Wait…do you call up aquaintances and ask them “Were you thinking sexual thoughts about me at exactly 5:47pm yesterday?” and do all your friends keep accurate records of the times of their sexual thoughts about various people?
Some medications lower a person’s seizure threshold…
Woman: “Doctor, I have a vibrator stuck up inside of me.”
Doctor: “I can remove it, but it would cost $500.”
Woman: “How much to just change the batteries?”
mmm