“Four eggs in every omelette, and televisions in every car!”
“I say to you, citizens of Pigonia, from this day forth we shall build only houses of brick.”
No sets are safe sets! Topoi for the future!
Abstractions for our children; bindings for our values; forms for our dreams: Lambda Party.
“Fewer trees, more forests!”
“Your children will be safe, and your pets will be safer!”
“The Jury Failed to Convict!”
“My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”
“By the end of my second term, America will have a base on the Moon.”
“Bringing the doctrine of MAD to law enforcement.”
“We experiment on you for your own good.”
“I promise to never bring religion into politics!”
“Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!”
“A chicken in every pot, and pot for every chicken!”
“Pot for all, and… I forget the rest.”
“It’s the stupid economy.”