“Wow, that was a really successful ad campaign. I’m glad we decided to advertise our business by spam.”
What other things have never been said?
“I don’t like tacos” said no juan ever.
On FB last summer, "I can’t get enough of these 100 degree days . . . "
Actually, I would argue that advertising by spam has been successful for a number of ventures. It is relatively cheap and even a 0.5% hit rate can generate profits substantially greater than the cost. If it didn’t work, it wouldn’t continue to be a medium of advertising for more than a decade.
“I’m really inspired by Romney’s ideas.”
“I never find a reason to complain about Government.”
Johnny Carson’s famous one of these was “Isn’t that the banjo player’s Porsche?”
Going on a diet is fun!
“This traffic jam is so much fun - I wish I could have sat in it longer!”
“I need a quiet, peaceful vacation. I think I’ll go to the Middle East.”
“purple Xanadu streamers flap furiously across Walden’s Pond, bee-yotch!”
“Fred MacMurray’s in my microwave oven.”
Actually my roommate said that, many years ago.
“Those are a nice pair of Crocs”
“Being deployed to Iraq/Afghanistan was difficult, but the one thing that made it worth it were those yellow ribbon magnets.”
If anyone’s curious, I did a Google check on this after I posted it and there was nothing. Then I did it again now and this thread came up as the only hit.
Those spiders crawl fast.
“When the lubricant reaches a steady boil, carefully place the dentures inside the orange peel using tongs or chopsticks.”
“Well, that was the most boring orgy I have ever been to”
I wonder what kind of car Steve Martin drives?
“As soon as I shove this hot poker up my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off!” -George Carlin
“Isn’t that the banjo player’s Porsche?” (An old music joke.)
“I picked some cherry leaves with which to cook my apple pie on top of the freezer.”
And the Academy Award for Best Actor in a Motion Picture goes to… Pauly Shore!
Please give my 8-year-old a toy that makes lots and lots of noise! High-pitched repetitive beeping or song snippets a plus.