Vanderbilt’s football team sure looks good this year!
“Oh hell no, you better move your ass over. It’s MY turn to lie in the wet spot.”
I would like to higher more people to meet the demand for my product, but with this extra 3% I have to pay in taxes, I just can’t afford to!
“Put another pot of coffee on, Ethel! The Jehovah’s Witnesses are here!”
Why yes, I do want to look at 100 pictures of your cat on your cell phone.
I’m voting for because he robo-called me.
I enjoy Apple products because of all the customization options, open market and standards, and freely available development software associated with them.
I don’t get invited to enough Tupperware parties.
“Oh, boy! An audit notice from the IRS! WHEEEEE!!!”
“Lava skiing looks fun. I think I’ll try it.”
“Hurray! A non-holiday Monday.”
“Obama is a good president.”
And topical:
“I really hope Gearge Lucas writes, directs and edits the next Star Wars film.”
And from me today so it has been said but it’s still good.
“My wait is over. Now they can make the Jar-Jar origin trilogy.”
Did you tell him to stop trying to put his burrito in the TV?
No doubt you’re referring to the recent news that Disney is going to buy LucasFilms for some uncountable umptybillion rasbukniks, and that Disney is talking of re-booting the Star Wars franchise.
Jar-Jar origin trilogy? Exactly the sort of thing Disney would do with it. Remember, these are the same guys who brought us Little Brave Sambo.
(ETA: At least, I think that was Disney.)
“This is the best election campaign EVER!”
<cough> Steve Martin <cough>
“No Honey, you should buy us that new surround sound system instead of a diamond ring for me for our 10th Anniversary…”
I clicked on that link and discovered that even by 1971 political correctness must have been taking over. The kid on the cover of that book was white.
Would it make a difference if I told you he was in Oliver’s Army?
My contribution: “Gee, that Motif-based GUI looks nice.”
‘Needs more Jar Jar Binks’
‘This campaign season was way too short.’
Oh, Steve Martin plays the banjo? I wondered how he could afford to fritter away his time being a world-famous comedian and film star.
That’s my favorite meme.
Dammit, you took mine!
“I wish there were more commercials in my tv shows.”
“I wish there was more crap getting in the way of my trying to look at websites.”