“Huk is known for his one-base Brood Lord play.”
Well, they certainly say that in public.
- “That Pamela Anderson is the epitome of female beauty, and she’s aging so well.”
(can also be applied to any leathery, bleached blond, butterfaced, bony Real Housewives)
- “Why yes, I have an hour to spare, tell me in detail the plotlines of those Philip K. Dick books you’ve been reading one after another the last few months.”
I don’t agree with Ayn Rand’s political views, but her actual writing style is brilliant.
Oh god, you had me for a second. I went to my subscribed threads and clicked on the newest post in this one, momentarily forgetting which one I’d clicked, and was about to ask, “Have you lost your goddamn mind?”
“This restaurant’s website loads way too fast.”
“Having to open every menu in a pop-up PDF isn’t annoying and stupid at all.”
“I’m glad Mitt Romney has consistantly stuck to a single position on each of the issues over this election campaign.”
Ding ding ding!
Simultaenity doesn’t reduce his prowess as a banjo player, which he used to great effect in those movies and stand-up so banjo playing pays his bills as much as Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid.
“Those Ayn Rand novels are kind of lightweight - I wish they were longer and denser.”
I would totally say that! 
“And the Oscar goes to Adam Sandler!”
Boy, I wish I could get a computer virus.
‘I hope they show some more political ads.’
“Wow, that Italian family at the next dinner table sure is quiet.” *
*yell at Seth McFarlane, not me!
“Wow, this new Windows upgrade is so much more useful than the last. Can’t wait for the next one!”
“I had a really good experience with Time Warner’s customer service department.”
“You should take your honeymoon in Fayetteville, NC, that’s where we went.”
“Wow, these movie theater concessions are really reasonably priced!”
Why yes, I WOULD like certain body parts enlarged!
It really turns me on when you make honking noises while squeezing my boobs!
“Get a shuttle ready. I shall assume full responsibility for losing them, and apologize to Lord Vader.
After all, he forgave me the last time.”