Political slogans for the New America

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(This is a game, … or rather a contest — we’ll vote for the best entry later. I wanted to put it in the Thread Games forum, but am afraid some of the precious Trumpies will get butt-hurt.)
Pick a campaign slogan or political saying and revise it so it makes sense for post-rational Trumpist America. I’ll give a few (poor) examples:

Hillary Clinton’s comment about a Village:
“It takes a golf course.”

JFK’s “Ask not” sentence:
“Ask not what you can do for your fellow man; ask what you can do for Donald J. Trump.”

I hope Dopers will be able to do much better.

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Make America Grating.

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It’s mourning in America.

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Drumph Macht Frei.

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One people, one nation. one Trump.

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Can’t trust, but won’t verify.

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Mr. Trump, tear down this wall!

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Trump: Putin the ME in A-ME-rica!

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Orange you can believe in

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‘I take pride in the words Ich bin ein Berliner, just like in the 1930’s!’

  • El Trompo
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“We have everything to fear.”

“What’s good for the Trump company is good for America.”

“The bucks stop here, and you’ll never see them again.”

“I really am a crook.”

“Our long national nightmare is just getting going.”

“Yes we can! And, we’re going to whether it’s a good idea or not!”

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“Friends, Russians, country men…”

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The National Debt … it’s HUGE

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Ask not what your country can do for you,

Ask what you can do your country for.

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Better dead than orange

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Putin’s not really in charge, who said that? SAD

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Goofy Elizabeth Warren is weak and ineffective. Does nothing. All talk, no action – maybe her Native American name?

(Ok I’ll be honest, I didn’t actually alter this cherished slogan one iota from its original form like we should…I think it’s brilliant enough to win on its own)

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The rent is too damn low!

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Orange is the new Barack.

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Mr. Nieto, build up this wall!