How about “War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, Ignorance is Strength”?
It’s Mourning in America Again.
A pot to piss in and garage sale out front.
Well, hell. Missed this.
Well then…
Leave No Childish Retort Behind.
Don’t Be Scared!
BEND OVER!
Okay, these are works of genius. Short, pithy works of genius.
“My God, What have We Done?”
“I got mine, fuck y’all!”
“I pledge you, I pledge myself, to an old deal for the American people.”
“He won. Get the fuck over yourself.”
Regards,
Shodan
Lincoln got shot. I like people who don’t get shot. LOSER!
“My father in law fucked my wife and all I got was to be a Senior White House advisor, and this hat.”
First of all, let me assert that the only thing we have to fear is crumbling infrastructure, and unemployment, and the crime, and the gangs, and the drugs, and the Muslims, and Mexicans…
“Alternative Facts”
The workers shall rise up and seize the means of reproduction.
When they go low, we go huh, that seemed to work out pretty well for them.
“What’re YOU lookin’ at?”
Okay, that one’s well worth the keyboard.
Actually quite fitting, I’d say.
Nevertheless, I humbly submit the following.
Tweet oftly and carry a big prick.
Read my lips: No news facts!
I cannot tell a lie (from the truth).
(Gold) ingot we trust
But I think the most appropriate might be this :
Four legs good, two legs better!
In the councils of government, we must guard [del]against[/del] the acquisition of unwarranted influence by the military-industrial complex; the potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists, and will persist.