“Tomorrow Belongs to Pee…!”
When der Orange Hitler
say “Vee Make America Great!”
Squirt a Nile!
Squirt a Nile!
Squirt right in der Drumpfen face!
When Alt-Truth is der phrase
dat keeps LIARS from disgrace…!
We Squirt!
We Squirt!
Right in der Drumpfen face!
“KILL! RAPE! BURN! KILL! RAPE! BURN! KILL! RAPE! BURN!”
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Jeez! A little on the nose don’t you think?
How about “Bah-ram-ewe! Bah-ram-ewe!”?
It’s got the same beat, but maybe it’s not long enough for you to finish up?
E Pluribus Unumpty!
Was
HOPE
Now
D’OPE!
Got another entry:
A million tweets of blight
(I’m a) bully!
The Audacity of Dope
“Murrica. WTF”
I remember back in January 2009 how much you kept telling Republicans that, and I admire your principled stance.
It’s a con, stupid.
The America We Desert
Seen on a sign in the Women’s March: “We Shall Overcomb”
I got a good laugh from that one.
Blue county votes matter![sup][/sup]
[sup][/sup]…Just not as much.
*The popular vote only counts on American Idol (and all other elections except this one). *
Make AmeriKKKa Great Again!
America is a Shining Casino Resort on a Hill
The State of our Union is TREMENDOUS.
Believe Him.
You Can’t Beat Something With “But He’s Worse!” (oh no I’m not leaving you off the hook, fellow libbies)
if you build the wall how can you have any tacos
how can you have any tacos if you build the wall
“Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Gott”
Oh, wait…you meant past AMERICAN slogans…