Spot the Lie!

Winner!

I made a recent comment about turkey being my favorite meat.
My son is 11 and a half.
I did vote for reagan(80, first time I voted) I wasn’t thinking so I’m sure I did make disparaging remarks.

Dammit! I forgot to bold vanilla and Mr.Blue. How disrespectful!

Oh, yeah. I forgot to pull back the curtain…

The lie: Sniffs_Markers and Chews_Pencils are both professional musicians, not me, I’m a visual artist.

Yes, I date men.
Yes, Fatcat is trained to do stupid pet tricks.
Yes, I’ve eaten with Gerard Depardieu, Sophia Loren (at least I was eating at the same table as them – Depardieu is a lot smaller than you’d think), and… well, I was dining on-set with actors when Tim Robbins was dancing around and he almost stepped on me. Have been eating with Oscar nominees too.

Mine is indeed #2. Just barely, though.

CURRENT SCORE:

  1. jsgoddess - unknown
  2. Eats_Crayons - Winning lie!
  3. vanilla - Winning lie!
  4. Mr. Blue Sky - sound effect “Wah. Wah. Wah. Waaaaaah.” - You are the weakest link!

Moving on to the next round: Crayons and vanilla.

Oh, this will be tough.

  1. I do not know how to knit.
  2. I never need an alarm clock.
  3. I have never tried fruitcake.
  4. I play guitar left handed.

#2?

Another batch:

  1. Had to walk 5 miles in the dark in a strange town to catch a bus
  2. Pointed a loaded rifle at the head of an elderly cow-orker
  3. Ran naked through a former place of employment
  4. Have never ridden a bike

You did NOT run naked anywhere! Lie!

All clues based on the #2…which one is a lie?

#1. I have 2 daughters, 2 dogs, 2 jobs and 2 testicles (and, believe it or not, when posting here, too much time on my hands).

#2. I have 2 HS varsity letters and could have played Double A ball had it not been for a debilitating left knee injury

#3. My Great Uncle Sep was one of the 2 German commando teams that flew into Italy to kidnap Moussolini and bring him back to Germany during WW2.

#4. I love music & have about 2,000 CDs in my collection.

#1?

I’m guessing you only have one of the things mentioned.

Heeeeey, we forgot to do some guessing…

squints at faithfool… consults ouija board… flips coin…
I say… “Bald Faced Lies” for $800, Alex – What is #1, shaved head?

[quote=vanilla]
[ol][li]I do not know how to knit.[/li][li]I never need an alarm clock.[/li][li]I have never tried fruitcake.[/li][li]I play guitar left handed.[/ol][/li][/quote]

I’m going with #4. I don’t think you play guitar at all, you big fibber!:smiley:

My turn!
[ul][li]I voted for Bill Clinton once.[/li][li]I only have 9 fingers due to a kitchen accident.[/li][li]I’ve never eaten turkey, pork or veal.[/li][*]My children are named after dead people.[/ul]

[QUOTE=TeaElle]
[ul][li]I voted for Bill Clinton once.[/li][li]I only have 9 fingers due to a kitchen accident.[/li][li]I’ve never eaten turkey, pork or veal.[/li][li]My children are named after dead people.[/ul][/li][/QUOTE]
PENALTY! List was not numbered!

stands in the middle of field… waves arm in “not numbered” gesture… resets clock

Eek! I’m way behind and I hit ‘submit’ too soon before I finished my sentence. :frowning:

I was trying to compliment Eats_Crayons’s dates on their choices of user names. Apparently though, I can only get so far between my head and my hands. Anyhow…

As to guessing what’s been posted since, I’ll say:

*Since I got vanilla’s first lie right, I’m betting that in the next set it is #3 that is not true. Wish I could say that I’ve never had any, ahem, nasty, fruitcake before either.

*For Mr. Blue Sky, what are the odds on #1? That just sounds like it has to be so obviously possible, it’s gotta be the red herring. I hope.

*I’m pretty sure that #4 is fact for JohnBckWLD. You are the Doper who does the Weekly 6 @ 6, aren’t you? Other than that, if I go on just oddness, maybe you don’t have all twos of #1. (Although I won’t speculate about specifics. You’ll just tell us, right? :p) Like had already been mentioned.

*TeaElle: is it #3? You are probably the vegetarian.

*Myself? Well, Eats_Crayons, AACK! That is incorrect. :smiley: :smiley: Matter of fact, my hair is just a little past shaved right now. Not that it’s as good a look on me as it was on Sinead, but it sure as hell doesn’t take long to fix. Anyone wanna give it another shot?

My #4 was a lie, I never have played guitar. But if I did, I would do it left handed.
Yes, I can’t knit, never tried a bite of fruitcake(but am going to) wake up and toss and turn often in the morning.

Actually their names were more or less “assigned”. Sniffs_Markers registered ages ago to ask a question (tha tI don;t think was ever answered). And Chews_Pencils has never regsitered at all, but spent a strange amount of time reading the threads about the semen trees.

Then it’s that weird bean one! You lie about beans. You’re probably a tea-drinking non-smoker who hates legumes!

CURRENT SCORE:

  1. jsgoddess - unknown
  2. Eats_Crayons - One win
  3. vanilla - One win. One loss.
  4. Mr. Blue Sky - One loss.
  5. TeaElle - Sitting in the penalty box, looking remorseful.
  6. JohnBckWLD - One testicle.
  7. faithfoll - One redo.

I am a mystery inside an enigma wrapped in a tortilla, or something.

My hero is Raoul Wallenberg.

Yup! I’m the ol’ bean/cigarette/coffee hater. Eww! But I don’t do tea either, so there. ::: wags tongue out ::: What else ya got? I’m more in the mood to do this than hang out and watch another episode of “Good Eats.”

Here’s one more round for me (numbers included)…

[ol]
[li]I have one toe that looks like a little baby finger. Which is good for ring wearing. [/li][li]All my cats’ names end in “O”. Thus far there’s been Romeo, Toto and Indigo. I’m looking for future suggestions. [/li][li]I live in a Barney purple house with bright pink, yellow and red shutters/trim. I LOVE anything that seems to echo South American decor.[/li][li]My aunt is related to Johnny Bench, although she’s never met him, and my mother was once asked out by Don Meredith. (Age showing here.) [/li][/ol]

UPDATED SCORE:

  1. jsgoddess - One win for the Robin Masters who fed Nelson Madela to her fat dogs.
  2. Eats_Crayons - One win
  3. vanilla - One win. One loss.
  4. Mr. Blue Sky - One loss.
  5. TeaElle - Chained to the rack in the penalty box.
  6. JohnBckWLD - Still only one testicle (daughters are imaginary).
  7. faithfoll - Ten points for the redo. Five points lost because redo was right.