Two Thruths and a Lie

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Simple. State three facts about yourself. Two have to be true, one has to be a lie. Tomorrow, in another thread, we can all come clean about the lie; in the meantime, try to guess other people’s lie.

  1. I am a Reverend
  2. “scoob” is actually my middle name
  3. I have served time in a maximum security prison
2
  1. I can ride a unicycle
  2. I am 26 years old
  3. I enjoy fishing.
3
  1. I can’t thpell
  2. My thpelling lookth thilly
  3. Thomebody thop me!
4

I have been married for 25 years

I have brown eyes

I live in a community called “Redbone”

5

Damn, this is a hard one – but since 1 & 2 are indubitably true, 3 must be false…

6
  1. I’ve gone to Rocky Horror Picture Show in nothing but smiley-face boxers.
  2. I’ve gone to get my mail in nothing but smiley-face boxers.
  3. I’ve gone from a romantic moment to being laughed at in my bedroom because of smiley-face boxers.

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7

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Cut and paste because question marks are the devil.

8

I think #2 is the lie. It just looks shifty to me.

My turn.
1- I refuse to look out the window at night in case someone is looking back at me.
2- I walked a mile and a half wearing only a t-shirt and panties.
3- My ex-boyfriend broke up with me because I ran over his foot.

9
  1. I own smily face boxers.
  2. The last sentance I wrote is false.
  3. The last sentance I wrote is false.
10
  1. I love to skydive.
  2. I am a classically trained pianist.
  3. I traveled in Europe for a month when I was in high school.
11
  1. I’m a girl.
  2. I once hitchhiked across the country by myself.
  3. My dog’s name is Casper.
12

1: I once punched a Cat
2: My Passport lists my occupation as ‘Vampire Hunter’
3: I’ve never been in Ikea

13

Shade , I’m guessing statement number two is the lie, and you do in fact own smiley face boxers.

And Paul , statement two is a lie for you as well - but you wish it did.

14
  1. I have eleven siblings.
  2. I sometimes mow the back yard topless.
  3. I play ice hockey.
15

2 is a lie. You went with someone else.

  1. My father and both of my brothers have testified before Congress.
  2. I am a former 3rd grade teacher.
  3. I’ve never seen the swallows of Capistrano.
16

  1. I played drums for Bruce Hornsby.

  2. I was part of the test-market for Dr Pepper

  3. I have won prize-money in the following sports. Bowling, Badminton, Highland Games and Arm-Wrestling/

17
  1. I used to be a phone psychic.
  2. I was once thrown out of the Washington Monument.
  3. My middle name is Theda.
18

  1. I’m afraid of escalators

  2. I’m afraid of optical illusions

  3. I’m afraid of spiders

19
  1. I have a 1st degree Black Belt
  2. My son does not live with me, yet this is not a matter of custody
  3. I have a crush on Swampbear
20

  1. I had pnuemonia in first grade.

  2. I skipped the first semester of my eighth grade year and passed away.

  3. I graduated from high school a year and a half early.