Two Thruths and a Lie

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Holy shit, I meant for that to say “passed anyway”. I am an idiot.

Clearly, I did not pass away in eighth grade.

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[ol]
[li]I am an avid reader.[/li][li]I love to box[/li][li]I am partially of Elven decent.[/li][/ol]

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LIES!! Dr. Pepper has been around for far too long to be involved in any of your fabricated “test marketing” stories (unless, of course, they decided to test-market it for your region at some point, in which case…I guess I’ll just shut up).

I…

  1. …have been to all 48 continental United States.
  2. …walked through a crowd of about a quarter-million people wearing nothing but sneakers and a strategically placed fanny-pack.
  3. …was taught to walk with the assistance of a duck.
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If I remember correctly back to an old thread, you are, infact- an Man!

Here goes:

A) I don’t drink soda
B) I love grilled cheese and tomatoe sandwiches
C) I am Jewish ;j

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  1. A mouse was tumbled to death in my dryer, and got guts on my clothes.
  2. My mother was in a convent but left to marry my father.
  3. My grandfather was a poker dealer for John Dillinger.
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  1. I have participated in group sex.
  2. I am a published author.
  3. I have held public office.
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I somehow mixed up you first 2 statements as I quickly scanned.

I read,

My MOTHER was tumbled to death in my dryer, and got guts on my clothes.

Talk about a double take. :wink:

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  1. I once urinated on the Eiffel Tower

  2. I’ve never seen an episode of Star Trek

  3. I am a signed rap artist

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Ohmygod! And to think my dad was wooing a MOUSE!

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  1. I was part of a production of an internet serial video show about vampires in the CIA.

  2. I am allergic to ferrets.

  3. I have met and shaken hands with Issac Hayes.

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Hmmm…

  1. I have 3 cats.
  2. I grew up in Nebraska
  3. I love my job.
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  1. I was turned back at the border when attempting to enter Canada
  2. I locked myself out of my apartment last week
  3. I sat next to comedian Dennis Miller on an airplane
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  1. I’ve been bit by a tiger.
  2. I became an ordained minister at the age of 15.
  3. I’m inordinately aroused by midgets.

Two of those statements really are true. Good luck. :slight_smile:

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Mine will be very negative:

  1. I never won a Lotto jackpot.

  2. I never got a speeding ticket.

  3. I never was a girl scout.

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  1. I was kicked out of Campfire Girls.
  2. I was part of a 70’s lawsuit against Lawn Jart manufacturers.
  3. I hate going to the dentist.
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ultrafilter, I’m guessing that the midgets one is a lie.

  1. I can see two continents from my parents’ house.
  2. I have never watched a Star Wars movie.
  3. I was at Live Aid in Wembley in 1985.
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  1. I’ve been to Moscow
  2. I once stared down a rattlesnake.
  3. I was denied entry into Slovakia by a man with an SMG.

Pretty obvious. 2 is a lie, ya Minnesotan.

(Oh, and you’re weird for loving your job.)

:smiley:

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Well of course you have a crush on me. What’s not to like? :smiley:

I’m going to guess that FCM’s lie is she never was a girl scout. I can’t picture her sitting around a campfire since her idea of roughing it is a hotel without room service. :stuck_out_tongue:

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  1. I have lived in Saudi Arabia for seven years.
  2. My wife is in Panama.
  3. I own an old Mercedes.
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  1. I attended 8 different colleges and universities prior to receiving my Bachelor’s degree.
  2. I was once detained by the Border Patrol for urinating in public on the US side of the Tijuana border crossing.
  3. I have had sex on a beach exactly 2 times in my life. Different partners, different beaches.