Spotted a young Jewish mother and her daughter and her husband at Trader Joe's, and other shares.

[Colophon]

@TriPolar

You know who else was half Jewish?

Leave Sarah Jessica Parker out of this!

[Chanteuse]

@kayaker

I once saw an Episcopalian kneeling in the shrubbery, masturbating. Coulda been a Presbyterian, but I’m pretty certain it was an Eposcopalian.

Actually, it was probably a Faptist.

[kenobi_65]

@Der_Trihs

Good thing I’m an at—st.

You’re an AT-ST? Better be careful walking through the woods – those little Jewish teddy bears are damned vicious.

[Jackmannii]

@Colophon

Depends - are you buying gefilte fish and latkes?

Buying the “freshest” gefilte fish is like buying the “freshest” lutefisk. :eek: