Spotted a young Jewish mother and her daughter and her husband at Trader Joe's, and other shares.

[Azeotrope]

@VinylTurnip

On most days, would you say you have:

a) No foreskin
b) Somewhat of a foreskin
c) Definitely a foreskin
d) A collection of foreskins
e) Not sure / prefer not to answer for religious reasons

Waitaminnute, I don’t have a foreskin! Does that mean I’m Jewish?

Oy gevalt, all those Sunday mornings in church when I could have slept in… :mad:

Oh, wait. Girls don’t have those (unless they answer D of course.)

A guy I used to work with liked to spend his time picking through the dairy and meat aisles at Price Chopper, looking for expired stuff so he could take it to the service counter and get a fresh one for free. He was 100% Italian and Catholic when he bothered to be. I’m sure as hell not going to speculate about his foreskin, though.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

You know who’s responsible for AstroTurf?

[Malthus]

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We Jews, we Jews
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We Jews, we Jews

[HipGnosis]

I was told there’d be no jews when I signed on to SDMB

[Doctor_Jackson]

@Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension

I feel awful and slimy now, like I’ve been scaling fish on a cold deck with a hangover.

Wait a minute, back up the train. I’m unclear as to who had the hangover. Was it the fish or the deck? The answer will help me decide how to parse the other posts in this thread.

[ducati]

@kambuckta

Yeah, but only 95% Jewish.

@11811

Not too shabby

I see what you did there.

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

@Doctor_Jackson

Wait a minute, back up the train. I’m unclear as to who had the hangover. Was it the fish or the deck? The answer will help me decide how to parse the other posts in this thread.

The fish. Have you never heard the description “He drinks like a fish”? How could a train have a hangover, it makes no sense, what are you, meshuga?

[silenus]

@twickster

Don’t we all?

Leni had a better beard.

[BrassyPhrase]

@ThelmaLou

Shhhhhh! From the name, it’s obviously a store for Jews, but we do let others shop there. (BTW, it’s the best grocery store chain in the world.)

This has been one of the funniest threads I’ve read in a long time and that post really killed me!

Of course, this whole thread is a bit of a mishegoss!

[Jackmannii]

@HipGnosis

I was told there’d be no jews when I signed on to SDMB

That privilege only applies to Charter Members.

[silenus]

@Jackmannii

That privilege only applies to Charter Members.

Who knew?

[Derleth]

@Jackmannii

That privilege only applies to Charter Members.

Yeah, they’re the Chosen People around here, all right.

[Tollhouse]

@Marley23

That’s nothing. You should see what the Irish are getting up to this weekend!

And you know, the real troublemakers are the less known Irish Jews…true masters of grocery store mischief and especially, their forte, guilt trips (after all, what genetic mix could produce a stronger guilt inducing gene than the dominant guilt gene carriers Jew/Catholic combo…the ultimate genetic power pack of guilt bearing genes

[Tollhouse]

@Bob Ducca

I always try to find the freshest item when I’m shopping, does this mean I might be Jewish?

Yes, definately, there is a strong chance you are at least 95% Jewish (or 50% Jewish, 50% Irish)

[FinnAgain]

@Noone_Special

And most germane to the OP

Oh, now you’ve gotta go bringing the Germans into this.

…what?

[Colophon]

@Bob Ducca

I always try to find the freshest item when I’m shopping, does this mean I might be Jewish?

Depends - are you buying gefilte fish and latkes?

[Telemark]

@FinnAgain

Oh, now you’ve gotta go bringing the Germans into this.

Don’t mention the war!

[QuickSilver]

I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

[lost4life]

Archer: Krenshaw’s a mole. And his real name isn’t Krenshaw. It’s Kremenski. Definitely Russian, possibly a Jew. Thoughts?

[TriPolar]

@FinnAgain

Oh, now you’ve gotta go bringing the Germans into this.

…what?

You know who else was half Jewish?