Spotted a young Jewish mother and her daughter and her husband at Trader Joe's, and other shares.

[Alessan]

Hey, me too. In fact, not only do I buy the freshest milk, I buy the freshest newspaper, too.

[Kamino_Neko]

@TriPolar

I love Jews.

Me, too. Orange Jews, Apple Jews, Grape Jews. They’re all great.

[An_Gadai]

@Alessan

Hey, me too. In fact, not only do I buy the freshest milk, I buy the freshest newspaper, too.

[Pro-semitic Ironically anti-semitic comment]

[3trew]

@Noone_Special

And most germane to the OP – all the people looking for the freshest item on the dairy isle…? JEWS, every last one of them!

Oh my G-d, you’re right… I looked for the freshest date on a jug of milk earlier today, and now I can’t even type G-d anymore! I mean G-d. G-d damnit, this is insane!

Conversion through dairy. Wow. I’d heard they (we?) were sneaky, but that is some seriously impressive work.

[Der_Trihs]

@3trew

Oh my G-d, you’re right… I looked for the freshest date on a jug of milk earlier today, and now I can’t even type G-d anymore! I mean G-d. G-d damnit, this is insane!

Good thing I’m an at—st.

:dubious:…Uh-oh.

[Loach]

Oy gevalt they got Red too!

[ThelmaLou]

@elmwood

My bullshit detector is going off. Real Texan Jews shop at HEB.

Shhhhhh! From the name, it’s obviously a store for Jews, but we do let others shop there. (BTW, it’s the best grocery store chain in the world.)

[Noone_Special]

@Kamino_Neko

Me, too. Orange Jews, Apple Jews, Grape Jews. They’re all great.

Some people don’t like juice!

[freckafree]

Can you succeed on Broadway if you don’t like juice?

[LavenderBlue]

I knew there was a reason the toddler says Jews when she wants juice!

[Colibri]

@Slithy_Tove

Ashkenazi have horns.

Some of them can really play, too.

[rsat3acr]

@Alessan

Hey, me too. In fact, not only do I buy the freshest milk, I buy the freshest newspaper, too.

of course, news expires so fast. Why the news I got just two days ago is already out of date.

[11811]

…but of what?

[11811]

@kambuckta

Yeah, but only 95% Jewish.

Not too shabby

[ElvisL1ves]

So, hey, how about those airlines, huh?

[Beware_of_Doug]

@Happy_Lendervedder

Ah, the old Replace-the-Word-‘You’-with-the-Word-‘Jews’ game. I love this game! Great for karaoke!

“I’ll make love you Jews, like Jews want me too..”
“Jews are my sunshine, my only sunshine…”
“What I like about Jews, Jews wanna hold me tight…”
“Jews are so beautiful…to me…”
“Jews are the sunshine of my life…”
“Jews can’t hurry love, no Jews just have to wait…”

But there will never ever be another Jew.

[Sparky_the_Wonder_Spirit]

@April_R

I thought it was Mormons who had the horns.

What, the magic underwear isn’t enough for you? So greedy!

[Malthus]

@Beware_of_Doug

But there will never ever be another Jew.

'cause nothing compares
nothing compares to Jew

[QuickSilver]

Nearly a hundred posts but people conveniently forget that it was a Jew that sunk the Titanic.

[Alessan]

Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?