[Mr. Burns]
“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!?!”
[/Mr. Burns]
I knew thissssssss wassssssssss going to be aaaaaaaaaaaaaabout the monkeysssssssssssssss.
I was thinking someone was letting the air out of my tires…
What I wonder, is why Ssssss? I look at my keyboard and ssssee no particular reason to choosssssse ssssss over any other letter. Heck, the @ key is more cool than sssss. Sssstupid monkeysssss.
'Coursssse, the part about them pooing on the computer had me trying to think up a Microsssssoft joke.
Darn! I thought this thread would be about SSSSSSS
They weren’t actually typing, per se. See, one of the males got ahold of the keyboard and after taking a good whiff of it, got a little…well, he got a little amorous. He flipped it 1/4 turn counter-clockwise, tilted it up on end and started to do his thing for 5 pages worth!
If the was better hung, he would have been hitting the “D” key! 
Never kiss an animal that can lick its own butt.
And the monkeys were immediately hired by the Fox Network.
The s key is where the s___ landed.
Well, ya beat my thread by enough. And your title wasn’t cut off neither.