The Letter "|\|"

The letter i the title of the thread does ot work o my keyboard. It is really, really aoyig me. I eed to go out soo ad get a ew keyboard, so my threads will make sese. Please take pity o me. I must log off ow ad ot respod to ay more threads, because it will just make me look like a idiot because all the words will look wrog. Dam it. This sucks. I wat a ew keyboard!!!

Bwahahaha… Sorry to laugh at your pain. But, that was a trully hilarious rant. Fuckin’ a dude.

Dude, all you need to do is find a place on your screen where there’s an “n” and copy it. Then when you want to use it, just paste.

I would hazard a guess that this N problem is the reason you didn’t post to this thread?

That’s true, but I still eed to buy a ew keyboard. Besides, this thread would’t be as fuy if it had the “||” i it.

o kiddig! Who wats to sit aroud pastig every letter (betwee m ad o) wheever you eed to type somethig?

(Hmmmm, kid of a “my ose is broke” look, hey?)

Thaks for a good laugh, Superova! ow go get a ew keyboard before you lose ay more letters.

I actually had to do the cut and paste thing once. After a few minutes it got to where hitting Control-V was about as quick as hitting J.

Bet you’re happy now that you don’t have to type in your username to post!

ou hink ou have i bad. i’m missing wo leers plus i can’ capaalize. one sinking drop of coke caused me all his grief. new ke board on he wa hough, hurr up dell. i akes abou 20 minues o cu and pase a small pos. no worh i.

::hands SuperNova box of tissues for his terrible sinus infection::

Is that where SuperBabies come from?

The rant has been brought to you by the letters “P” and “O” and the number “6”.

No N’s? Never! Neophyte needs new N notator now!

Oh, Superova, I am very unkid perso. for laughig at your misfortue. So very sorry - I would happily sed you a spare workig keyboard, but the distace is too great. I really hope you ca get a ew oe before too log.

How sad that even “schadenfreude” contains the dread letter “N”.

You blew it. Look at the sixth word. Ukid. You forgot to take out oe of the ||'s.

Dam! Very fuckig stupid! But this meas I am gettig told off for OT makig typig mistakes. A icely ovel experiece. Maybe I did it o purpose to give you somethig to laugh at? O, I did’t thik that would work. It is actually quite difficult, you kow. Ah, you do’t kow, of course. Sorry!

Ayway, it was a daft thig to do - a bit like temptig fate, I fear.

Two suggestions:

  1. Use the numeric keypad and the “Alt” key to type the ASCII code for the “N”. Then, if you have a programmable keyboard, program this as a key macro, and hit that key instead of “N”. True, you will need two keys - one for “N”, and one for “n”.

  2. Write your post in Word, and let the spell checker fix 90% of your missing "n"s.

  3. Buy that $15 new keyboard!

But Athracite (or may I call you Ua?), Superova has already mailordered a ew keyboard. It is o its way. I bet he is waitig impatietly every day for the mailma to arrive.

I thik it is possible to get a program which will simulate the keyboard with the mouse so you ca click o the letter that you wish to type. That should bypass the 'I\I problem!

Ayoe else kow aythig about this?

:slight_smile: Well, I meat util the…

I go a new keyboard! Finally! Wonderful NNNNN’s… wai a second. Somehing is wrong. No. hat’s not righ! Shi!